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If a tree falls in the woods and nobody is there to hear it did it really make a sound? If i post a blog and nobody reads it was there really any point? You have entered the random thinking space of Morgan Bell . . . These are my musings . . . things about my life written off the top of my head . . . written in an informal disjointed style almost completely devoid of punctuation, this is where i flesh out writing ideas, discuss my life, and generally be self indulgent . . . it is also the bargain bin for articles which do not fit in with the film or arts themes of my other blogs . . . so have a wander around my mind, have a laugh, have a think, be nice, and humour me!

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do cats really need baths?

May 14th 2008 15:36
cat bath


cats generally just wash themselves with their tongues, they are little self-cleansing units who i would never in a million years stick in a bath and pour water on . . . they HATE water, they would claw your eyes out to stay away from water . . . well all of the ones ive met anyway!

cat bath


i was recently sent a forwarded email containing ten pics of people trying to bathe their cats . . . the poor little creatures all have these terrified expressions on their faces, some of them desperately clinging on to the taps to try and save themselves . . . they all generally look pissed off or frightened . . . so i thought, why would anyone do this to their cat?

other than to take funny photos for joke email circulation . . .

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REASONS TO BATHE A CAT
- if the cat is infested with fleas, medicated shampoos can help repel fleas
- if the cat has been bombarded with ticks
- if the cat is especially dirty or has been exposed to toxic or hamful substances
- if the cat has miliary dermatitis, seborrhea, etc.
- if the cat needs a special shampoo treatment from the vet
- to reduce parasite infections and increase general cleanliness of the coat
- to make life easier on those who are allergic to cats
- to make your cat familiar and comfortable with being bathed from a young age should they require it later in life
- to make your cat presentable for a cat show

cat bath


HOW TO BATHE A CAT
- brush the cats fur with a comb to remove knots and matting and debris
- clip the cats claws to avoid being scratched
- place cotton balls in the cats ears
- apply ophthalmic ointment to protect the cats eyes eg: eye drops from vet, baby oil, olive oil
- place a towel or rubber mat in the bottom of the bath to prevent the cat slipping
- make sure the air-temperature in the bathroom is warm (bathed cats can, and will, contract pneumonia, as they are easily chilled, keep them indoors in the warm family for 12 hours after bath)
- pour luke warm water just deep enough to cover the cats paws (4-5 inches)
- once the cat is placed in the bath keep the door closed until finished
- you may want to apply a non-toxic "wetting agent" like Shaklee's Basic H to reduce surface tension making it easier to soak the coat
- avoid wetting the cats head or using sprays around their face
- gentle pour water over cats body with a cup
- if your can has a greasy coat use a de-greaser like Fast Orange
- if you need to wash the head use a "tear-free" shampoo and apply careful with a washcloth, no pouring water on the face
- dilute all shampoos before use
- rinse thoroughly to remove all chemicals
- blot dry with a towl, dont rub
- use a hairdryer on a cool setting for long-haired cats that dont mind the sound



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If your cat absolutely cannot tolerate being wet, try using a waterless or powder shampoo, pre-moistened bath towelettes for pets, which have recently become available, or give your cat a 'sponge bath' with a damp towel.


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Do not bathe your cat too often; it dries out the special oils in its skin that keeps its fur nice and shiny/healthy.


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and as a basic rule of thumb if your cat is freaking out and not enjoying it STOP!
dont be a meanie . . . only bathe a cat if it is relaxed and comfortable!

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its a banner bonanza!

May 13th 2008 12:06
its taken me a couple of months but i think im finally getting a handle on the orble formatting and have been sprucing up my blogs a bit!

the lovely and talented Cheryl J was kind enough to design the banner you see here on Deep Pencil . . . but then my other blogs felt neglected and i had to whip out the Microsoft Office Publisher program to create something nice for the poor little darlings!

now i have fairly rudimentary banner design skills so rather than the elegance of Cheryls work i think my creations would come under the category of "cute"! lol

Movie Train banner
www.movietrain.net


Fresh critical film reviews by young Australian journalist Morgan Bell. A bight-sized opinionated analysis of popular movies and indie/art-house feature films. Explores plot, themes, characters, performances, soundtracks and film technique. Morgan Bell assesses movies in the context of what makes a successful cinema or DVD experience.

A few posts from Movie Train:
"Top Ten MOST FUN Film Villains"
"REVIEW: Atonement (response to Cibbuano)"
"REVIEW: Death Proof"
"REVIEW: No Country For Old Men"




Artist Quirk banner
www.artistquirk.com


What is art? What inspires artists? Who do artists inspire? An examination of all that is creative: actors, writers, musicians, painters, thespians, designers, performers . . . is life imitating art? Will the modern artist survive being imitated?

A few posts from Artist Quirk:
"goth rocker Marilyn Manson and his watercolour gallery"
"Tranny get your gun!"
"Im on the drug that killed Heath Ledger"
"Opium Poppy inspires landscape ecstasy"




Current Business News banner
www.currentbusinessnews.net


Find out which products are getting recognition in Australia and across the globe, how the Government impacts on business, and which trends are leading to financial success - this is an open discussion about money making ventures in the news, all comments and opinions are welcome!

A few posts from Current Business News:
"say cheese Australia!"
"the great bee crisis"
"Starbucks losing customers - not special enough"
"Most Influential Business People"
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what is going on with this pic?

May 13th 2008 09:46
Does this image look right to you?

Jessica Biel


I was browsing around Orble and i found this great blog by Raoul Duke called Style Of Eye (occular aesthetics), and this post "Jessica Alba vs Jessica Biel" (CLICKHERE for more . . . ) caught my attention.

What is going on with Jessica Biel's body in that image? haha

Even her face looks weird, i couldnt tell if it was Biel or Alba without reading the caption . . . it looks like a sci-fi morphing of the two women with a severe smoothing-over of the silhouette.

I think someone (not Raoul but some over-eager magazine photoshop artist) has gone completely insane cutting slices off poor Ms Biels body . . . she is an athletic little skinny mini naturally but that pic has distorted her shape so it looks like shes missing a few ribs, someone has literally erased in a straight line off her flank . . . why?

Here is a magazine cover where she looks a bit more like herself:

Jessica Biel



And here is some paparazzi pics of Biel natural playing sport on the beach on two different occassions:

Jessica Biel

Jessica Biel



I dont know why anyone would doctor an image of Jessica Biel beyond recognition, she is so beautiful to being with!

Anyway, go check out Raoul's blog, the post i was talking about had 32 images of the Jessicas, all glamour shots which were flattering and tasteful, i just picked the odd one out . . . other posts have photo essays on male celebrities, sunsets, eyes, fish, cars . . . and the occassional post on porn or fetishwear haha

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question for all the fiction writers out there . . . what do you think of writing software?

is it the lazy girls cop-out?

is it a scam?

i am having major difficulties structuring my story, i know the characters, i know the scenes, i have millions of ideas . . . but i dont know the sequence of events, i have no order, no start, and no plot direction . . . its kind of like real life!

some software packages look really dodgy but i found a couple i thought could assist . . . i dont want it to write it for me, i just lack organisational skills at the moment and thought this might be a helping hand?

my brain is mush, i honestly cant tell if this is a good idea or not . . . is it like buying steak knives and gym equipment off late night informercials?

does anyone have any experience with these kind of programs? any advice?

here are the two least dodgy ones i have found so far:

Power Structure ($149.95) Really Long Link

Power Structure™ is the first story development environment designed for writers who aren't in search of an electronic muse, but who have a story that they want to tell, and who simply want a better "place" to do it.
With Power Structure™ there are no complicated forms to fill out, no new theories of story or arcane terminology to learn. Instead, it conforms to you, its nine unique story views giving you a Playground of the Mind™ where you can explore, develop and yes, even structure, the best writing of your career.

Instantly jump from looking at the smallest detail of your story to the big picture with the click of a mouse. Graphically track conflicts, subplots, characters and themes so you never lose track of what you set out to do and what you've accomplished.

Perfect for writers of Novels, Plays, Screenplays, Television scripts, Short Stories or any Creative Writing




New Novelist (US $ 54.99) Really Long Link

You’ve got great ideas. Your characters are in your head. You know how you want the ending to be. You’re a GREAT writer…

…. so why are you still staring at a blank computer screen or sheet of paper?

If you’ve ever tried to write a novel (or even just thought about it), you know the routine. You just can’t put everything together. You’ve got to work step by step to write a great book, right?

Take a look at what you can do with NewNovelist:

Start with character development, or work on a plot turn
Describe an event first
Work backward by writing the ending FIRST!
Write Your Novel YOUR WAY!

WHY NEWNOVELIST SOFTWARE?
It’s simply the fastest, most painless way to write a novel. No other method or software even comes close:

Save Time - The software collects all your work into one single file!
Organize Better – No more rifling through notes!
Intuitive – Write the way you think!
Simple to Install – and Fun To Use!

YOU DON'T NEED TO BE A WRITER TO USE NEWNOVELIST
• No Previous Writing Experience Needed
• Simply write down your thoughts
• No worrying about thought construction

You spend more time on writing - and less time working out what to do next!



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i really hate travelling, i know most people love to travel but i suspect what they mean to say is that they like visiting new places, surely noone in their right mind actually likes the process of travelling . . . im talking planes, trains and automobiles . . . buses, boats, ferries, even walking ughhh hideous . . . anything with a bag, just hideous!

i recently took a domestic flight from tazzy to sydney, it was a return journey, the time spent visiting with my friends was fantastic, but the time spent in commute made me want to die (or kill, im not sure, i had mixed emotions)

airports make me irritable as i am herded around like a sheep with no control or respect

there was a traffic jam on the highway on the way to the airport due to an agricultural festival . . . i miss my flight by 10 mins . . . the airline wont let my transfer the fare for a small fee, a whole new ticket has to be purchased for a flight 8 hours later

i cant complain, its my fault, i should have left more buffer time just incase

what i can complain about is the return flight being 40 min late and the airline losing my luggage "im sorry mam but the bag you checked at sydney is still in sydney, we wont be able to get it on another flight until tomorrow"

ok well can i charge YOU the cost of full-fare for being late?

can i be compensated for being without my belongings for over 24 hours . . . my medications, my make-up, my hair straigntening iron, my phone charger . . . i doubt it

long term airport parking was expensive, petrol prices are ridiculous, the cost of transfers on the train between sydney airport and central seem extraordinary . . . have you seen the flag fall on a taxi lately? and when you get out they slap on all these other charges to the end price rather than including them in the meter display . . . and dont even get me started on wheeling a bag through meandering pedestrians!

then you get a pat-down and an explosives swipe at airport security, they make you take your shoes and jewellry off, they throw your hairspray and deoderant out

im not a happy camper!

when are we going to advance to the technology of star trek where we can be instantly teleported to any destination?

BEAM ME UP JETSTAR!

im traumatised from travel, i think im entitled to be a whingy bitch on a rant!





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it has come to my attention that Fog has been ridiculing me and my boyfriend corey delaney, he is trying to make it sound like a general statement but i KNOW it is aimed at us! *stamps foot*

now while corey and i were quietly trolling around orble minding our own business (as i always claim to be doing) we noticed a blog about trolling (CLICKHERE for Damo's "How To Be A Happy Troll") and we of course wanted to stop by and get some tips and look what we found in the comments by one Mountain Fog


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see it here first before she sells the rights to Womans Day or Today Tonight!

as my gorgeous little feline muse has inspired many a Deep Pencil blog post i thought i would share the photos from her Facebook Catbook


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so youre new to the land of orble, youre browsing around and trying post a few blogs and interact with the local community when out of nowhere some crazy red dragon comes storming out of its cave with laser red eyes a scorching hot flames blasting from its bloody nostrils . . . it tries to burn you for wandering into its territory . . . you get your little sheild out to protect yourself and stab it in the face a few times just for the fun of it . . . it recoils and ducks its head back in to the darkness

phew . . . that was bizarre but it could have gotten annoying fast . . . you were just trying to take a nice little stroll and hang out with your friends . . . you dont want angry dragons going insane for no apparent reason


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its like eating a handful of fluffy white cloud . . .

sometimes my mother turns our kitchen into a little mini english bakery and delights the family with piping hot treats from the oven . . . more recently she was reminded of the technique of mixing scone batter with the fizz of lemonade to give that light fluffy lift that practically disolves in your mouth


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something to fall back on . . .

April 22nd 2008 16:53
im talking about how and why we choose our careers and what makes us stick to our choices?

i often wonder with work if there really only a select range of jobs any one person will be suited to


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