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If a tree falls in the woods and nobody is there to hear it did it really make a sound? If i post a blog and nobody reads it was there really any point? You have entered the random thinking space of Morgan Bell . . . These are my musings . . . things about my life written off the top of my head . . . written in an informal disjointed style almost completely devoid of punctuation, this is where i flesh out writing ideas, discuss my life, and generally be self indulgent . . . it is also the bargain bin for articles which do not fit in with the film or arts themes of my other blogs . . . so have a wander around my mind, have a laugh, have a think, be nice, and humour me!

A Special Message: Is This A Text Message Break Up?

October 19th 2008 12:52
*channeling Kelly*

no i think its worse than a text message break up, its a third party blogging post break up . . . so tacky!

i had to find out through the homepage that you are seeing not one, but TWO other men!

Norm, you scurvy diva, how could you break up with me to date David and Troy???
(of all people)

like omg how dare you!

i dedicated a whole post to you! (remember "How many Norm's does it take to change a lightbulb?")

wheres the loyalty man?

i supported you even with one eye!

NOT HAPPY JAN!

i dedicate this clip to you to express my smouldering rage:





think of this face next time you are in the shower!

"ill be like mace in your face on myspace"

"get a clue, ill go Alanis Morrisette on you"




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Comment by alt_ed

October 19th 2008 12:57
Yeah if I've told you once, I've told you too many times... Morgan, Lady Dave-- Norm's into 'TWINKS' not 'TRANNIES'!!!

Comment by Morgan Bell

October 19th 2008 12:59
hi alt_ed,
maybe i need to put some mace in YOUR face!

Comment by alt_ed

October 19th 2008 13:04

Comment by Morgan Bell

October 19th 2008 13:06
hi alt_ed,
omg shoes!
f*%k you betch!

Comment by RubySoho

October 19th 2008 13:07
Okay who's next? I want every single post on the most popular list to be a 'special message'!

Comment by Morgan Bell

October 19th 2008 13:10
hi Ruby,
well i didnt just want one or two special messages, i want the entire popular post list to be special messages!

Comment by Morgan Bell

October 19th 2008 13:19
just incase anyone missed it, the other Special Messages are from (in order)

the lovely Ruby

an aggressive Catholic dude who hates Ruby

the totally not gay David

the totally gay Alt_Ed

click on the names to see the posts

send me the link if you create your own Special Message

Comment by RubySoho

October 19th 2008 13:27
Hahaha. It's an Orble phenomenon! Awesome.

Comment by Morgan Bell

October 19th 2008 13:35
hi Ruby,
i always knew you were a trendsetter!

Comment by Norm

October 19th 2008 21:42
You know you're one of the only ones for me, morgyworgy.
Can I be the man tonight?

Comment by Lady Henrietta Muddling

October 19th 2008 21:48
Morgan,

Tell Norm that when he said he was bi-curious, I thought he meant he was curious about what two bisexual women did together.

Comment by Chris Champion

October 19th 2008 22:16
You can't call Norm a "scurvy diva". He'll take your words and chew 'em up and spit 'em into a post of his own.

And then heap insult upon injury by calling you "morgyworgy". Sheesh, he'll be calling me chrissypissy next.

Comment by Chris Champion

October 19th 2008 22:18
LMH, what do two bisexual women do together?

Comment by Norm

October 19th 2008 22:44

Comment by alt_ed

October 19th 2008 23:09

Comment by Lady Henrietta Muddling

October 19th 2008 23:47
Tell Norm to stop living through my blog.

Comment by Norm

October 20th 2008 00:03
Oh, this is a little awkward.
Troy, this is David.
Tell David who you are.

Comment by alt_ed

October 20th 2008 00:26
Hi David,

I'm Troy- The man of Norms dreams... SO SHOVE OFF!

Comment by Morgan Bell

October 20th 2008 03:32
hello Norman,
only ones for me
pluralised - you sweet-talker!


hi Chris,
im not afraid of the word master - if i feature in some topsy turvy prose i struggle to understand then it will be worth it!
youre nobody until somebody mocks you!


hi David,
im pretty sure the first love of all bisexual women is to perm group sex acts for the viewing pleasure of men - what other logical reason could there be?


hi alt_ed,
you are relentless . . .

Comment by Lady Henrietta Muddling

October 20th 2008 06:56
Morgan,

Tell Troy I'm in the perfect position to shove off. I've got my arse to the wall. It's getting really scary on Orble. I'll start questioning my own sexuality soon.

As to bisexual women? There's a few genuine ones on the adult sex site I belong to. It's the ones on cam one day with their 'girlfriends' doin nothing but teasing, and on cam the next night with ten blokes going for it, I worry about.

Comment by Morgan Bell

October 20th 2008 07:09
hi David,
beware anyone on cam - what one does on cam is almost guarenteed to be completely different to what they enjoy in private - cam is more like performance art!

Comment by alt_ed

October 20th 2008 07:58
haha was Tom's show good Morgan? I bet Lady David would do a fantastic show, "oh my, why, just look at all that ice cream"... *fart* "did you hear the fart at the end?" says iOTA

see Morgan, it was David all along!

Comment by Morgan Bell

October 20th 2008 09:56
hi alt_ed,
you just keep getting more feral . . . is there no limit?

Comment by Postmodern Critic

October 26th 2008 12:01
Orble sho' is weird sometimes! Lol.

Comment by Morgan Bell

October 26th 2008 12:15
hi epiphanie,
haha
its funny how we all wig out and the same time!

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