Morgan Bellany more eccentric and she would need a beret
June 23rd 2008 09:50
ive said it before and ill say it again: i think iota deville is a secret agent
a guerilla . . . or a kamikaze . . . or some kind of a spy
i dont even know where she is most of the time, i look around certain that i cant see her anywhere and then i turn around and shes been behind me the whole time . . . or she sneakily appears at the glass door or window and stares at me without me realising . . . she is a psycho single white female . . . she is stealthy and silent and deadly . . . and she watches everything!
i open a door: shes there
i walk around the garden calling her: she stalks me from behind
she is a creepy little unit!
a sneaky little dude!
she has to be up to no good . . . plotting something diabolical!
she runs everywhere, she has to have a run-up to leap inside clearing both of the doormats and then does a military trot up the hallway to the food bowl . . . then she disappears into the shadows reappearing when you least expect it!
a guerilla . . . or a kamikaze . . . or some kind of a spy
i dont even know where she is most of the time, i look around certain that i cant see her anywhere and then i turn around and shes been behind me the whole time . . . or she sneakily appears at the glass door or window and stares at me without me realising . . . she is a psycho single white female . . . she is stealthy and silent and deadly . . . and she watches everything!
i open a door: shes there
i walk around the garden calling her: she stalks me from behind
she is a creepy little unit!
a sneaky little dude!
she has to be up to no good . . . plotting something diabolical!
she runs everywhere, she has to have a run-up to leap inside clearing both of the doormats and then does a military trot up the hallway to the food bowl . . . then she disappears into the shadows reappearing when you least expect it!
iota deville in an eccentric beret
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haha my mum thinks she is one of those cats that would suffocate babies!
she has a reputation for being slightly deranged . . .
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"recon trained marines" BAHAHAhaha so true!
shes a nut!
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Be VERY WARY.. at night, once they receive the "GO!", they sneek into your bedroom, with a large fur ball ready in paw, and shove it down yer gullet cutting off your air supply! They then emit a long hideous cackle, and run off towards their next vicitm.
Be afraid.. be VEWWWY afraid!!
cough cough...
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hey you dont have to tell me, i know shes plotting something! haha
i think she gets particularly crazy during winter . . . shes a NSW cat so the TAS cold sends a screw loose in her brain! lol
watch out!
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Im guessing she's less than 5 years old? Once they turn five, its much much more sleeping. I think they must get promoted from black ops to a desk job doing recon report or something.
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she is named after the australian folk singer/ thespian iOTA and my dad calls her "the eye" or "spud" . . . actually when we first moved here dad must have been inspired by toyota and said "oh what a feeling iota" hahaha
and yes she is only 2 now but i can just image her doing that recon report in her old age! lol
thanks for the great comment!