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Deep Pencil - the musings of Morgan Bell

 
If a tree falls in the woods and nobody is there to hear it did it really make a sound? If i post a blog and nobody reads it was there really any point? You have entered the random thinking space of Morgan Bell . . . These are my musings . . . things about my life written off the top of my head . . . written in an informal disjointed style almost completely devoid of punctuation, this is where i flesh out writing ideas, discuss my life, and generally be self indulgent . . . it is also the bargain bin for articles which do not fit in with the film or arts themes of my other blogs . . . so have a wander around my mind, have a laugh, have a think, be nice, and humour me!
Liskula Cohen, a former Vogue cover girl and supermodel, has won a landmark court battle to reveal the identity of an anonymous blogger who called her a "skank".

Cohen sued Google in January, forcing the company to reveal the person responsible for writing a blog called Skanks in NYC, which was hosted by Google's Blogger service.

This week Judge Joan Madden ruled that Cohen was entitled to sue the blogger for defamation and, in an unprecedented move, forced Google to provide the blogger's name.

Judge Madden rejected the claims by the blogger's lawyer that the comments were mere opinion or "trash talk", and that only factual assertions could be considered libellous.

"The thrust of the blog is that the petitioner is a sexually promiscuous woman," Judge Madden wrote in her judgment, noting that the comments were run alongside photos of Cohen in suggestive poses.

The anonymous blogger declared Cohen first-place in the 'Skankiest in NYC' awards, and wrote: "How old is this skank? 40 something? She's a psychotic, lying, whoring, still going to clubs at her age, skank."

Cohen is a Canadian. She is based in New York, and has modelled for Giorgio Armani and Versace. She hasappeared on the cover of the Australian edition of Vogue.

Liskula Cohen
Liskula Cohen


Some of the main points about this case are that Cohen is a real person and a high profile person who uses her name and reputation as part of how she markets herself. The anonymous blogger used Cohen's full name, occupation, and photos of her alongside disparaging allegations. The allegations were not absurd or satirical, they were presented as fact, and the kind of assertions that could be reasonably mistaken for fact.

Should bloggers be worried?

Only if you don't know the difference between critical commentary and defamation. If you want to criticise the words or actions of a celebrity you should have no problems. If you want to spread baseless rumours about their sex lives and present it as fact, be warned, it may be considered character assassination.

Celebrities are real people too. And they probably have more money than you.

Blog wisely.

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You CAN Make Money on Orble

June 29th 2009 05:58
"The ox is slow but the earth is patient."
Chinese proverb


money bag


When you first start a blog on Orble you may wonder if your earnings will ever start adding up. At first it is a few cents. You might do a silent "woo hoo" when you reach a dollar. I know I did a post when I hit $9.97 because I was so excited to have nearly reached the ten dollar mark.

It is a cumulative system where your earnings go up over time exponentially. However, many people give up in the first few month because they think they are not succeeding.

I just hit my second lot of one hundred dollars.

In sixteen months (1 year, 4 months) I have reached the payment threshold twice.

Converted to my own currency its not a bad piece of pocket money for doing something I enjoy.


Adsense report for Morgan Bell on Deep Pencil
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The above image shows my total earnings to date in American Dollars (US$). It also shows some of my highest earning days so far.


Adsense report for Morgan Bell on Deep Pencil
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At the end of my first month (March 2008) my account total was a tiny $0.48.

The above image shows my monthly adsense earnings and balances from April 2008 through to May 2009. You can see there are fluctuations month to month, some slow months where I was not posting as much, but on the whole there is a gradual increase.

It took me 10 months to earn the first US$100 (approx AU$165), and it has taken only 6 months to earn the next US$100.


CLICKHERE to read more about my readership and earnings milestones.



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Come back to my room . . .

June 23rd 2009 02:58
I have been inspired by Natalina to take a few snaps of random things from my room.

To see Natalina's house CLICKHERE.

I moved in with friends somewhere around the murky borderlands of southern Newcastle and the upper Central Coast (yeah i still call it Sydney, but I think anywhere 90 minutes by car away from Oxford St can be classified as the city) and my friends are in the process of renovating.

Hence I am still living out of a packed bag and my car, with the bulk of my belongings stored in boxes in the garage.

However I can still show you my day to day stuff.

I cannot take credit for any decor or colour schemes in the background, but I am responsible for the mountains of clutter in my guest quarters.



These are my everyday shoes. I got them from Rivers for $30 on sale. They remind me of something a genie would wear. Last time I got a pedicure the lady that served me was from China and she remarked that they were very similar to the colourful styles that are popular in China.

Next to the shoes is my heat-pack for my back. Its filled with wheat and you microwave it for a couple of minutes and apply it to the area in pain to sooth it. An ex-housemate gave it to me when I lived in the city of Newcastle some years ago.



This is the most recent pair of shoes I've bought. They are the first pair of high heeled shoes I have worn in over two years. They make me look 7 foot tall.

My housemate HATES them . . . which is a big part of the reason I bought them, I just wanted to see his face because I knew he would consider them to be ugly. When I saw them I thought "he will hate them", but I liked the colour and the the general idea of a slit-front bootie, and I knew it would go down a treat at the local gay bar. Are they the boots Gwenyth Paltrow wore in that film? No they are $40 from Target



Here is two items I cannot live without. My mobile phone and my hair straightener. I bought both of them before I left Sydney. The phone has gone to shit, everything on it is broken, and because it is a Nokia it has absolutely no battery life. It will randomly switch itself of mid conversation. It really needs replacing.

The GHD will probably outlive me. I wish GHD made mobile phones.

bag


This is my Guess handbag. It is huge. I have spilled many drinks over and in that bag. It has a leopard-print lining. I want to keep that bag forever, but sadly, due to my mistreatment, it is wearing in places.

keys


These are my keys. There's a bottle opener, a keyring from where I had my labret pierced saying "Let Me Put It In For You", a crab in a little red bottle from Vanuatu, a diamante "M" (both gifts from a friend), and the green key is quite special to me as it opens the front door of a friends house who gave me an open invite to stay at a time when I was homesick for Newcastle.



Clockwise from left we have my handbag, a few DVDs including Broken Flowers, Dangerous Liaisons, Torch Song Trilogy, and a Jackie Chan box-set, some of my books (the ones that arent in storage), my pink make-up bag, medications, notebooks, and perfumes.

A friend of mine works for Perfume Connection so I have acquired many fragrances on the cheap. I also used to be an Avon lady so I have a couple of Avon perfumes that I love.

I have quite few books on writing (see HERE and HERE) and a selection of fiction I have discussed in a post before (see HERE). A few others include a Rupert Everett autobiography, books by Isaac Asimov and Erica Jong, plus Alice In Wonderland, The Devil Wears Prada, Prozac Nation, Valley Of The Dolls, The Orchid Thief, and He Died With A Felafel In His Hand.

So that ends the tour of my room. Thanks for joining me.






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Silence. You can't say that.

June 3rd 2009 23:51
In an unprecedented move, today The Vatican has announced nuns will no longer be permitted to study for diplomas of midwifery or perform the tasks of a midwife. The Pope received a message from God on Facebook instructing all Catholics to no longer speak on topics they have no personal experience in.

Only women who have had children can speak about childbirth. Nuns, the childless variety, have been disqualified from discussing, advising, or explaining any aspect of human reproduction.

Priests will no longer have authority to forgive any sins which they have not personally committed. Priests who entered the seminary as single virgins will be forbidden from offering any marriage or relationship counseling.

All Catholic men are asked to no longer voice any opinion on the topic of abortion. Political and moral debates over the sanctity and legality of abortion will now be the exclusive domain of women who have experienced abortion first hand.

"There are issues around nuns going wherever they will, which must be addressed too." said The Pope, worried about spreading his flock too thin "One firm rule laid down by God was that we all work within the genre of our own job title and not cover other worker's areas."

Sister Wendy Beckett learned through a TwitterBerry tweet that she was so longer allowed to discuss the human form of men in the arts, the message read "Openness about being a consecrated virgin is contradictory with openly appreciating the males of our species." She closed her classical sculpture book immediately.

The news has shocked prospective theology students and free speech proponents "I do think that there is a point to be made for criticising people when they make intolerant views." said one frumpy lass, scratching her head, jealous of those who had succeeded in understanding the real issue..

"When a person airs their views and are criticised for it, they might start to think why people think those views are wrong" she proclaimed before turning on herself to impress a recently demoted messenger of God, "Everybody has faults. We don't need to go around stating them all the time. What purpose does that serve? It is pointless." she added, feeling confused and tender from all the fence-sitting.

The Pope has also put on hold plans to start a Catholic blogging site, "God has made it pretty clear we are not to write posts with second-hand sources. We can only quote ourselves. We can not post general information, nor can we explain how things work, and we are never ever to speculate why things are. Most importantly we should never speak on issues that we have not previously spoken on. It's quite simple really".

Catholic bloggers all over the world have begun removing posts about homosexuals, transsexuals, Atheism, Feminism, Communism, contraception, rival religions, politicians they have never met, and foreign locations they have never traveled to (including the former USSR). The Pope, hoping to dispel any rumours that he is a hypocrite, has vowed to never talk about condoms ever again.

mouth taped shut








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As any old, burned out hermit and part-time e-lawyer would know, blogging is very different to death.

An internet persona is virtual, not real. When an internet persona "dies" they can resurrect themselves an unlimited amount of times by re-registering. When a real person dies, thats it, lights out, the end, no second (third, forth, fifth, or sixth) chances. It is the difference between fact and fiction. To claim a closed internet account is the same as a real human death cheapens the value of life.

Blogs do not cause riots or rapes or decapitations. They are words on a page. There are over 900 billion pages on the internet, with about 30 billion of those on the "surface web" that search engines crawl. It is estimated that 57 % of web pages are written in English. If you honestly think a non-English-speaking terrorist in the caves of Afghanistan or the jungles of North Korea is sitting around on a laptop waiting for their instructions from an Orble blog post page, you need to see a psychologist. You are suffering from paranoid delusions due to your isolationist lifestyle and have lost all sense of proportion.

Remember what happened to Septimus Smith when he lost all sense of proportion?

If you create a blogging account and choose to remain anonymous by selecting a pseudonym to write under (ie: not your real name), you cannot sue anyone for perceived slights on your "character". An anonymous internet profile is not a real person, it is a construct, a username, a login, a fiction. You cannot sue because someone disparages a fictional character you created and chose to play online. They do not really exist.

If you are having trouble discerning the the difference between the virtual world and reality please contact Lifeline or BeyondBlue or consult your GP for a referral to a mental health professional.





However, please note, the owner of a blogging network is responsible for removing hate speech from his registered domain. That is a reality. As a business person he registers the site with his own name and real contact details and is liable for content inciting hatred against specific ethnic groups and minorities. He may also choose to remove things that are simply unpleasant, not for legal reasons, but to provide and stress-free environment for his existing users and promote the site's reputation when seeking to recruit new users.

If you have your content or your account removed you have the following options:

1) Create a new post, comment, or account and adjust your behaviour accordingly.

2) Find a different blogging network that is more suited to your abrasive personality if you feel you are incapable of change or learning from your mistakes.

3) Buy a webcam and go to YouTube.

Claiming to be "dead" and crying about some perception of others "dancing on your grave" are not the actions of a mentally balanced person. Steer clear of open windows.

blogging death





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Thanks to My Subscribers

May 17th 2009 22:31
Thanks to my 112 subscribers and my 2,000 individual readers per day.

Just six months ago I had 59 subscribers about 650 individual readers per day


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How To Contact Orble Admin

April 29th 2009 08:43
For the benefit of any new users who are uncertain as how to best navigate the site.


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Top Menu Section

February 28th 2009 14:33
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I LIKE CAUCASIANS

February 25th 2009 19:01
I like Caucsians.

Even if they make racist statements, at least they ask if theyre racist directly after making them


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I just discovered a blogger by the name of Matthew Stucky (CLICKHERE to view blog) who has proposed a theory about how Hollywood created Santa and his (apparently thinly veiled) gay reindeer to promote the "homosexual agenda" and generally spread evil . . .

This was my favourite passage


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would you like to pick the brains of a real life published author?

stop by "Writers Notes" and have a chat with Lillie Ammann, i guarentee you will learn something new and valuable


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Number 20

November 9th 2008 13:28
My good friend CherylJ today alerted me to the fact that i broke the TOP 20 writers!

Thanks to all my readers from MySpace, Facebook, the Orble community, and the random Googlers


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*channeling Kelly*

no i think its worse than a text message break up, its a third party blogging post break up . . . so tacky


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a tribute to the Norms of the world . . .

i have started my very own collection of Norms . . . they are the Norms that have shaped the way we see the world, enriching our culture and entertainment with their contributions to our quality of life . . . my aim is to collect the Normiest Norms i can get my hands on


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