Booty . . .
September 26th 2008 13:05
just a quickie . . .
i was watching the American reality TV show "Beauty & The Geek" (we just finished season 3 here in Australia) and there was a funny misunderstanding about Booty!
the basic premise of the show is that they pair up "beautiful" women (bimbos who have rested entirely on their looks their whole lives and never been mentally challenged) with some socially inept male geniuses (or is that genii?) and they help each other learn about how the other half lives . . .
the women are all playboy bunnies and professional wrestling ring girls and swimsuit models while the fellas are trekkies and computer progammers and mathematicians and rubiks cube champions . . . the guys help the girls study and the girls give the guys grooming tips . . . its one of the least malicious reality programs floating around . . .
so one of the false breasted bimbos finds out her geek in a virgin and asks him "Do you want to get some Booty?"
he has absolutely no idea what shes talking about!
she of course means "get Booty" as in "get some action" ie: get laid, have a shag, have sexual intercourse with a female
she asks him "Do you even know what Booty is?"
he says "ummm, pirate treasure?"
she is astounded and thinks hes having her on . . . PIRATE TREASURE? come on . . .
he tells he to ask the other guys if they know what it is and she goes into the house and pops into each of their rooms and poses the question: what is Booty?
*puzzled look"
"pirate treasure?" says the geek in the first door
"pirate treasure!" exclaims the next geek with confidence
pirate treasure, pirate treasure, pirate treasure, PIRATE TREASURE!
it was such a beautiful moment of complete communication breakdown!
their lives were so far apart they literally werent even speaking the same language . . .
i was watching the American reality TV show "Beauty & The Geek" (we just finished season 3 here in Australia) and there was a funny misunderstanding about Booty!
the basic premise of the show is that they pair up "beautiful" women (bimbos who have rested entirely on their looks their whole lives and never been mentally challenged) with some socially inept male geniuses (or is that genii?) and they help each other learn about how the other half lives . . .
the women are all playboy bunnies and professional wrestling ring girls and swimsuit models while the fellas are trekkies and computer progammers and mathematicians and rubiks cube champions . . . the guys help the girls study and the girls give the guys grooming tips . . . its one of the least malicious reality programs floating around . . .
so one of the false breasted bimbos finds out her geek in a virgin and asks him "Do you want to get some Booty?"
he has absolutely no idea what shes talking about!
she of course means "get Booty" as in "get some action" ie: get laid, have a shag, have sexual intercourse with a female
she asks him "Do you even know what Booty is?"
he says "ummm, pirate treasure?"
she is astounded and thinks hes having her on . . . PIRATE TREASURE? come on . . .
he tells he to ask the other guys if they know what it is and she goes into the house and pops into each of their rooms and poses the question: what is Booty?
*puzzled look"
"pirate treasure?" says the geek in the first door
"pirate treasure!" exclaims the next geek with confidence
pirate treasure, pirate treasure, pirate treasure, PIRATE TREASURE!
it was such a beautiful moment of complete communication breakdown!
their lives were so far apart they literally werent even speaking the same language . . .
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Comment by RubySoho
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Sorry, I'm such a cynic.
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Sorry, I'm such a cynic.
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you want me to re-write history???
should i delete the first one AND the third one which refers to it???
you are one shady lady!
im not sure how much of the show would be scripted, maybe its just prompted?
their reactions seemed genuine . . .
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Mutant.
Or should i say "fembot"?
Oh man, i'm going to get mileage out of that for weeks i reckon.
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it sounds a bit like BOOTY!
oh Ruby, you and your fanatical bigotry . . . ive heard it said that you are vitriolic and mentally unstable with agendas and mantras coming out of your ears!
dont you find friday night post-drinks blogging is deliriously funny
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i've been sick since last saturday and am still sniffling. i've forgotten what it feels like to not be sick.
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I laughed so much when Chris said only the mootness was moot. Zing!
Anyway, back to the boot-ay. The events that took place probably were scripted, edited or manipulated in some way, but there is still something that rings true. I'm sure I have had conversations like that, you know, one person starts talking about the theologies of Levi-Strauss, and the other person chips in that they really prefer to wear Riders...
Michaelie
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noone is safe from MOOT! haha
oh dont get my giggles started again . . .
now back to the MOOTY . . . ahem, i mean BOOTY . . . you should have seen what happened when they asked the girls what race Mr Spock (Star Trek) was, there were many confused looks!
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bimbosbeauties or the geeks...?Comment by Cass
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I'd love to get some Pirate Treasure!
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ah thanks for that . . .
hi Jason,
oh you think perhaps metin is speaking to me in klingon?
i wish they would do a show with female ners and himbos, id go on it for sure!
(oh hang on do they have that social experiment already? i think its called Oxford St haha)
hi Norm,
no youre just a hooker!
hi Chris,
we do like our running jokes!
smiling is good for you!
give those laugh muscles a good work out!
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yeah i think i was laughing AT them not WITH them! haha
bimbos dont exactly get my sympathy either . . .
hi Cass,
it was probably one of those moments where it was funnier if you saw it, but im glad you enjoyed my re-telling!
hi Cibbuano,
haha Pirate Treasure is pretty cool . . . id like an eyepatch and a parrot on my should too!
thanks for the comments everyone!
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Jason has 4 Hoyts Double-Passes to give away on Salty Popcorn to see the NEW film "Eagle Eye" starring Shia LeBouf (Indiana Hones, Transformers, Disturbia)
all you need to do is CLICKHERE and leave a comment to redeem your prize!
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They have to be kidding! No-one could be that out of touch.
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if they were lying i was completely taken in!
if they were telling the truth they must have been really wondering what the Destinys Child song Bootylicious was all about!
haha
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Thanks Morgan!!
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i find it a little odd that nobody wants FREE movie tix!
i think everyone has gone crazy . . .
oh well join the club!
(im only nice to you Jason, you are my orble pet!)
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sounds like a Booty Call minus the Booty! haha
gays call the Booty Call "watching dvds", they like to underplay, but they all know what it really means! haha
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Anyone who has seen the show, and particularly that season of the show would tell the geeks were very bad actors. It HAD to be genuine. They so wouldn't have been able to act well enough to pull that off.
By the way Morgan, thank you for this post. It gave me a chance to use the Baby Got Back picture and get it into the popular list on the home page. Now a certain someone will be forced to see the pic.
Gene
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I have never heard of Skippy. After a quick search I found "Skippy the bush kangaroo" from the 60s - I don't think we ever got that one lol
Gene
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oh a Baby Booty! how cute and adorable!
we know you dont have your mind on greed or lust!
LOL re skippy . . . he just doesnt get enough circulation does he?
hi Gene,
are you causing a stir on the orble homepage? haha
with alot of reality TV we get it years later as out late night and early moring TV . . . it must appeal to the stoners and unemplyed!
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Well, a certain person posted about how they wanted to clean up the "smutty" images in the popular list. Specifically pointing out my interview post, the male pregnancy pic, and MNG's beating heart pic. So, I decided to add a few for their list.
::making a note to add "Spoiler Alert" to any reality TV posts I add - I know I hate when I am in a chat room playing trivia and someone comes wandering through and gives away something I have recorded and haven't seen yet.:::
Gene
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oh she must have gotten over her scathing hatred of me and moved on to you! haha
good luck my friend!
it is always exciting to be features in another bloggers posts!
CLICKHERE to see what Gene is referring to
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thanks for the links!
ill come check em out now . . .
but tell me, are her breasts surgically enhanced or did they triple in size due to motherhood?
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One day the geek shall inherit the earth and I will be holding my grubby little hands out for my share of ...um... well...pirate treasure I guess...
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I really am wondering what they all thought the song (Shake, Shake, Shake) Shake Your Booty was all about.
::: picturing two pirates each holding the side of a treasure chest tapping their feet, shaking their treasure when asked, and singing along - Argghhhh Shake Shake:::
Gene
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