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If a tree falls in the woods and nobody is there to hear it did it really make a sound? If i post a blog and nobody reads it was there really any point? You have entered the random thinking space of Morgan Bell . . . These are my musings . . . things about my life written off the top of my head . . . written in an informal disjointed style almost completely devoid of punctuation, this is where i flesh out writing ideas, discuss my life, and generally be self indulgent . . . it is also the bargain bin for articles which do not fit in with the film or arts themes of my other blogs . . . so have a wander around my mind, have a laugh, have a think, be nice, and humour me!

Booty . . .

September 26th 2008 13:05
just a quickie . . .



i was watching the American reality TV show "Beauty & The Geek" (we just finished season 3 here in Australia) and there was a funny misunderstanding about Booty!

the basic premise of the show is that they pair up "beautiful" women (bimbos who have rested entirely on their looks their whole lives and never been mentally challenged) with some socially inept male geniuses (or is that genii?) and they help each other learn about how the other half lives . . .

the women are all playboy bunnies and professional wrestling ring girls and swimsuit models while the fellas are trekkies and computer progammers and mathematicians and rubiks cube champions . . . the guys help the girls study and the girls give the guys grooming tips . . . its one of the least malicious reality programs floating around . . .

so one of the false breasted bimbos finds out her geek in a virgin and asks him "Do you want to get some Booty?"

he has absolutely no idea what shes talking about!

she of course means "get Booty" as in "get some action" ie: get laid, have a shag, have sexual intercourse with a female

J.Lo and her infamous ample Booty


she asks him "Do you even know what Booty is?"

he says "ummm, pirate treasure?"

she is astounded and thinks hes having her on . . . PIRATE TREASURE? come on . . .

Booty - the pirate treasure kind!


he tells he to ask the other guys if they know what it is and she goes into the house and pops into each of their rooms and poses the question: what is Booty?

*puzzled look"

"pirate treasure?" says the geek in the first door

"pirate treasure!" exclaims the next geek with confidence

pirate treasure, pirate treasure, pirate treasure, PIRATE TREASURE!

it was such a beautiful moment of complete communication breakdown!

their lives were so far apart they literally werent even speaking the same language . . .









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Comment by RubySoho

September 26th 2008 14:27
Oh poor nerds. Do you reckon it was scripted.

Sorry, I'm such a cynic.

Comment by RubySoho

September 26th 2008 14:28
Oh poor nerds. Do you reckon it was scripted?

Sorry, I'm such a cynic.

Comment by RubySoho

September 26th 2008 14:29
Oh look. Double post. You can delete the first one. It has a typo. i have been trying to crack down on those....

Comment by Morgan Bell

September 26th 2008 14:40
hi Ruby,
you want me to re-write history???
should i delete the first one AND the third one which refers to it???
you are one shady lady!
im not sure how much of the show would be scripted, maybe its just prompted?
their reactions seemed genuine . . .

Comment by RubySoho

September 26th 2008 14:58
Well dum dum has deleted my posts before. but when he does it, he is not re-writing history, he is shielding his fragile readers from my fanatical bigotry. So yeah, just call it that and you will still be able to sleep well tonight.

Mutant.


Or should i say "fembot"?

Oh man, i'm going to get mileage out of that for weeks i reckon.

Comment by Morgan Bell

September 26th 2008 15:12
can i say MOOT over here too?
it sounds a bit like BOOTY!

oh Ruby, you and your fanatical bigotry . . . ive heard it said that you are vitriolic and mentally unstable with agendas and mantras coming out of your ears!

dont you find friday night post-drinks blogging is deliriously funny

Comment by RubySoho

September 26th 2008 15:15
yeah, i'm always at my silliest. also, i'm still dazed and confused after hosting the flu virus from hell all week.

i've been sick since last saturday and am still sniffling. i've forgotten what it feels like to not be sick.

Comment by Morgan Bell

September 26th 2008 15:27
isnt it funny how flu and grog produce similar effects!

Comment by Michaelie

September 26th 2008 15:45
Is this a safe space?

I laughed so much when Chris said only the mootness was moot. Zing!

Anyway, back to the boot-ay. The events that took place probably were scripted, edited or manipulated in some way, but there is still something that rings true. I'm sure I have had conversations like that, you know, one person starts talking about the theologies of Levi-Strauss, and the other person chips in that they really prefer to wear Riders...



Michaelie

Comment by Morgan Bell

September 26th 2008 16:00
hi Michaelie,
noone is safe from MOOT! haha
oh dont get my giggles started again . . .
now back to the MOOTY . . . ahem, i mean BOOTY . . . you should have seen what happened when they asked the girls what race Mr Spock (Star Trek) was, there were many confused looks!

Comment by Jason King

September 26th 2008 22:09
All I will say besides Metin is weird and possibly from another planet is LIVE LONG AND PROSPER. Trekkies unite - we can rule the galaxy and I could possibly be your father!

Comment by Norm

September 26th 2008 23:26

Comment by Norm

September 26th 2008 23:28
Eeee nası gidiyor ?
That question is (All together)... !

Comment by Chris Champion

September 27th 2008 00:20
Oh man, i'm going to get mileage out of that for weeks i reckon.
I wish you'd stop, I've got sore cheeks from laughing.

Comment by Norm

September 27th 2008 01:14

Comment by Chris Champion

September 27th 2008 01:18
Smileage.
Love it. Brilliant. Doesn't do anything for my cheeks though.

Comment by Lara M

September 27th 2008 02:23
Haha! Not sure who to feel *sorry* for...the bimbos beauties or the geeks...?

Comment by Cass

September 27th 2008 05:59
Hilarious!

Comment by Cibbuano

September 27th 2008 11:28
are you kidding me?

I'd love to get some Pirate Treasure!

Comment by Morgan Bell

September 28th 2008 07:21
hi metin,
ah thanks for that . . .


hi Jason,
oh you think perhaps metin is speaking to me in klingon?
i wish they would do a show with female ners and himbos, id go on it for sure!
(oh hang on do they have that social experiment already? i think its called Oxford St haha)


hi Norm,
no youre just a hooker!


hi Chris,
we do like our running jokes!
smiling is good for you!
give those laugh muscles a good work out!



Comment by Morgan Bell

September 28th 2008 07:26
hi Lara M,
yeah i think i was laughing AT them not WITH them! haha
bimbos dont exactly get my sympathy either . . .


hi Cass,
it was probably one of those moments where it was funnier if you saw it, but im glad you enjoyed my re-telling!


hi Cibbuano,
haha Pirate Treasure is pretty cool . . . id like an eyepatch and a parrot on my should too!


thanks for the comments everyone!

Comment by Morgan Bell

September 28th 2008 09:51
hey ladies and germs,
Jason has 4 Hoyts Double-Passes to give away on Salty Popcorn to see the NEW film "Eagle Eye" starring Shia LeBouf (Indiana Hones, Transformers, Disturbia)
all you need to do is CLICKHERE and leave a comment to redeem your prize!

Comment by Janet Collins

September 28th 2008 12:34
Morgan

They have to be kidding! No-one could be that out of touch.

Janet

Comment by Morgan Bell

September 28th 2008 12:49
hi Janet,
if they were lying i was completely taken in!
if they were telling the truth they must have been really wondering what the Destinys Child song Bootylicious was all about!
haha

Comment by Jason King

September 28th 2008 13:10
See - this is why I think you are so nice!!
Thanks Morgan!!

Comment by RubySoho

September 28th 2008 13:20
well on a similar note a sort of friend of mine was asked by a guy to give him a booty call on saturday night. she is a born again virgin, no sex until i have the ring sort of girl and she thought a booty call would entail a drink, a chat and maybe a cuddle. she was really offended when we told her what he really wanted.

Comment by Morgan Bell

September 28th 2008 13:22
hi Jason,
i find it a little odd that nobody wants FREE movie tix!
i think everyone has gone crazy . . .
oh well join the club!
(im only nice to you Jason, you are my orble pet!)

Comment by Morgan Bell

September 28th 2008 14:17
hi Ruby,
sounds like a Booty Call minus the Booty! haha
gays call the Booty Call "watching dvds", they like to underplay, but they all know what it really means! haha

Comment by Chris Champion

September 28th 2008 22:58
This post has been an eye-opener. Call me old-fashioned (an action which lacks little in terms of verisimilitude), but the word booty conjures for me baby's footwear.

she is a born again virgin, no sex until i have the ring sort of girl
Ruby, I love that.

Comment by Two Guys Sports

September 28th 2008 23:04
I remember that episode. I think it was on here like two years ago. Just how far behind in TV are you guys?

Anyone who has seen the show, and particularly that season of the show would tell the geeks were very bad actors. It HAD to be genuine. They so wouldn't have been able to act well enough to pull that off.

By the way Morgan, thank you for this post. It gave me a chance to use the Baby Got Back picture and get it into the popular list on the home page. Now a certain someone will be forced to see the pic.

Gene

Comment by Chris Champion

September 28th 2008 23:14
Just how far behind in TV are you guys?
Rather depends whose TV you are talking about. Have you guys seen the first season of Skippy yet?

Comment by Two Guys Sports

September 28th 2008 23:25
Hi Chris,

I have never heard of Skippy. After a quick search I found "Skippy the bush kangaroo" from the 60s - I don't think we ever got that one lol

Gene

Comment by Morgan Bell

September 29th 2008 04:41
hi Chris,
oh a Baby Booty! how cute and adorable!
we know you dont have your mind on greed or lust!
LOL re skippy . . . he just doesnt get enough circulation does he?


hi Gene,
are you causing a stir on the orble homepage? haha
with alot of reality TV we get it years later as out late night and early moring TV . . . it must appeal to the stoners and unemplyed!


Comment by Two Guys Sports

September 29th 2008 11:20
Hi Morgan,

Well, a certain person posted about how they wanted to clean up the "smutty" images in the popular list. Specifically pointing out my interview post, the male pregnancy pic, and MNG's beating heart pic. So, I decided to add a few for their list.

::making a note to add "Spoiler Alert" to any reality TV posts I add - I know I hate when I am in a chat room playing trivia and someone comes wandering through and gives away something I have recorded and haven't seen yet.:::

Gene

Comment by Morgan Bell

September 29th 2008 12:00
hi Gene,
oh she must have gotten over her scathing hatred of me and moved on to you! haha
good luck my friend!
it is always exciting to be features in another bloggers posts!
CLICKHERE to see what Gene is referring to

Comment by Raoul Duke

September 30th 2008 07:34
Now, if you want some real booty booty ... ie gold class sex appeal ... come see my Monica Bellucci birthday tribute double-whammy post here and here ....

Comment by Morgan Bell

September 30th 2008 09:04
hi Raoul,
thanks for the links!
ill come check em out now . . .
but tell me, are her breasts surgically enhanced or did they triple in size due to motherhood?

Comment by Raoul Duke

October 1st 2008 01:24
Most women's breasts enlarge with motherhood ... Monica already had a 35C cup ... It's a sexy pregnant pic, huh?

Comment by Cheryl J

October 1st 2008 14:12
Isn't booty pirate treasure? I'm confused. I shall make it my mission to find out after I graduate from the Starfleet Academy, I'm getting a double diploma as it's right next door to the Pond's Institute.

One day the geek shall inherit the earth and I will be holding my grubby little hands out for my share of ...um... well...pirate treasure I guess...

Comment by Two Guys Sports

October 1st 2008 19:52
You know I got email saying there were more comments and came back to read. As I read and got caught up I had a thought.

I really am wondering what they all thought the song (Shake, Shake, Shake) Shake Your Booty was all about.

::: picturing two pirates each holding the side of a treasure chest tapping their feet, shaking their treasure when asked, and singing along - Argghhhh Shake Shake:::

Gene

Comment by Bryn

October 2nd 2008 01:02
Or Destiny's Child's Bootilicious for that matter ... Is that something to be treasured?

Comment by Raquelle

October 2nd 2008 04:38
I am sure they would have PREFERRED pirate booty to the real thing...hilarious!

Comment by Two Guys Sports

October 2nd 2008 13:56
Well, I would certainly say that Beyonce's Booty is a thing to be treasured, but that's just me.

Gene

Comment by What's Your Story?

October 9th 2008 16:15
hahahaha that's hilarious! so what would a booty call mean to them? a treasure hunt? haha!

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