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If a tree falls in the woods and nobody is there to hear it did it really make a sound? If i post a blog and nobody reads it was there really any point? You have entered the random thinking space of Morgan Bell . . . These are my musings . . . things about my life written off the top of my head . . . written in an informal disjointed style almost completely devoid of punctuation, this is where i flesh out writing ideas, discuss my life, and generally be self indulgent . . . it is also the bargain bin for articles which do not fit in with the film or arts themes of my other blogs . . . so have a wander around my mind, have a laugh, have a think, be nice, and humour me!

Chuck Norris, you disappoint me . . .

January 29th 2009 16:41
Chuck Norris needs to go have a big long chat to Jared about how he can improve his life and become less hateful . . . Jared knows the path to true zen and harmony . . .

I do believe that we should equally and adamantly oppose such aberrant sexual behavior from being condoned or commemorated in our public schools through textbooks or a so-called "Day of Silence."

Chuck Norris column "Guns, God, and Gays"

The Day of Silence is the Gay, Lesbian and Straight Education Network's (GLSEN) annual day of action to protest the bullying and harassment of lesbian, gay, bisexual, and transgender (LGBT) students and their supporters. Students and teachers take a day-long vow of silence to symbolically represent the silencing of LGBT students and their supporters. The Day of Silence has been held each year in April since 1996.

In 2008, the Day of Silence was held in memory of Lawrence King, an eighth grader from E.O. Green Middle School who was shot by fellow classmate Brandon McInerney for being gay.

Chuck Norris also had a bit of a comment on the protesting that surrounded Prop. 8:

There is a difference between respectfully advocating one's civil rights and demanding public endorsement of what many still consider to be unnatural sexual behavior through cruel coercion and repression tactics.

Chuck Norris column "If Democracy Doesn't Work Try Anarchy"

Chuck Norris looking gay



CLICKHERE to view a great response to Chuck on Queerty.

One blogger described Norris as this:

I was browsing around and I came across a particular contributor that spiked my interest. None other than the old dead washed up meme Chuck Norris.

Another blogger pointed out the following hypocrisy:

Yes, and Norris respects those boundaries of marriage, which is why he has already been married, divorced, and remarried, and why he has a daughter he didn’t meet until she turned 26 because she was the result of an extramarital affair. Chuck, Chuck, Chuck: gay people want to have that too! How can you be so unfair to deprive two people who love each other the privilege of ruining marriage from the inside?








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Comment by Cheryl J

January 29th 2009 21:33
He's a tool and will always be a tool. The only thing he is good for are the funny memes on the internet.

Shut up Chuck before we all upchuck.

Comment by Norm

January 29th 2009 22:08
Is that a gun in each hand, Chuck? Or are you just glad to see me?
I wonder if he blames it on women in trousers.
I know I do.

Comment by RubySoho

January 30th 2009 03:54
All he needs is long, flowing locks, a white robe and sandals and the ultimate patriotic image will be complete.


Oh and can someone please photoshop a bald eagle somewhere in there too?

Comment by Anonymous

January 30th 2009 07:29
do you guys ever get sick of listening to how important you think you are?

Why is alright for you to have such a strong opinion and not someone else?


Comment by Morgan Bell

January 30th 2009 08:42
hi Cheryl,

have you seen the Chuck Norris Facts list?

heres a selection of my favourites:


If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

Comment by Morgan Bell

January 30th 2009 08:50
hi Norm,
oh those bloody women in trousers, theyve emasculated men for too long i tell you!
far too long!


hi Ruby,
haha white robe and sandels . . . im sure he could still kick some faggoty arse even in that outfit!


hi Anonymous,
i believe Chuck Norris has already had his opinion and published it all over the net, i have certainly not stopped him . . . doesnt mean i have to agree though
i thought the use of the words "aberrant" and "unnatural" were particularly disappointing for someone in a position of influence

Comment by RubySoho

January 30th 2009 09:37
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.


Brilliant!

Comment by Morgan Bell

January 30th 2009 09:41
hi Ruby,

haha that one and the other science one are particularly ironic because the Chuck-meister is a supporter of Intelligent Design

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

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