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Continental Breakfast?

November 29th 2008 10:27
when did the term "Continental Breakfast" come to mean a piece of toast with vegemite and a bowl of cornflakes?

when i think of a "Continental Breakfast" i picture fresh baked muffins or pastries, like croissants, or a danish, or maybe a bagel, with an assortment of jams, and juices, and a fresh fruit platter, usually with an option to include some poached or boiled eggs

continental breakfast


i think of a "Continental Breakfast" as being a lighter option as compared to a Full English Breakfast, which is usually greasy fried foods and quite meat heavy

somewhere along the line in Australia we took the idea of a "light" breakfast and translated it into meaning cheap, easy, quick, simple, and basic . . . basically unsatisfying that is

i guess as a nation we are not big breakfast people, its not a big part of our culture, theres always some new study being done saying school kids and working adults regularly skip breakfast altogether . . .

when im at home i think cornflakes and my vegemite on toast are great . . . but when i stay at a hotel and theres hefty price-tag attached to the meal theres a greater expectation

cornflakes


im actually a little concerned about Australian tourism and the hospitality industry when it comes to things like this . . .

if you were a European tourist (ie: actually from The Continent) would you be a little bit annoyed or disappointed if your hotel delivered a little box of cereal to your door in place of the "Continental Breakfast" you actually ordered?

maybe im being a worry wart?

and i do accept that its entirely possible i do not patronise the most classy of establishments . . .

or perhaps im just out of touch with how the term has evolved?









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Comment by ratchet

November 29th 2008 11:14

Comment by Morgan Bell

November 29th 2008 11:18
hi Ratchet,
ahhh yah funny!
i see you made your way home to a computer, im glad your plane didnt get lost!

Comment by GlenB

November 29th 2008 11:58
You are right Morgan. I looked it up.
Herrings Dictionary of Classical and Modern Cookery says a Continental breakfast 'consists of coffee and milk, tea or chocolate, different sorts of bread, rolls and rusks, butter, jam, honey, and to order a boiled or fried egg or other egg dish, cold meat or cheese. Fruit juice is now often in demand and cereals are also getting popular.'
Calling toast and cereal a 'Continental Breakfast' is bullshit.
You should stick it to them and try somewhere more upmarket...Maybe on the mainland?

Comment by ratchet

November 29th 2008 12:08
Yes, I made it home. And I brought with me many great memories and hilarious anecdotes to last me quite a while.

Glen, thanks for that definition. A sad contrast to what was on offer this morning.


Comment by Morgan Bell

November 29th 2008 12:15
hi Glen,
thanks for that definition!
the "Continental Breakfast" as described in your book sounds absolutely beautiful!
i note that it says cereals are becoming more popular - i guess some venues are taking that to mean they should replace ALL the other items with cereal! haha

Comment by Jason King

November 29th 2008 13:54
Just give me a big breakfast with the lot please. I like a sausage, 2 rashers of bacon, two sunnyside up or poached eggs, hash browns, toast, grilled tomato and mushrooms. Then top it off by pouring a litre of lard over the top so my arteries know what I am eating. I do remember eating a shitty continental breakfast when on holidays then following it up with a Maccas breaky burger and hash.
And crap - now I am hungry!

Comment by Morgan Bell

November 29th 2008 14:29
hi Jason,
oh how good is maccas brekky after you have been out drinking and are feeling seedy!
you might appreciate this little Continental Breakfast joke:

Q - What does "Continental Breakfast" mean?

A - It means you're hungry by 10:30.



Comment by Wilson Pon

November 29th 2008 19:59
Well, Morgan. I tend to share your opinion here, as I'm one of the Kelogg's Corn Flakes consumers since I was 7-year-old and I think I can't even live without it!

Comment by Norm

November 29th 2008 22:36
I'd like to know what a Sub-continental Breakfast would be. Do they even have brekky there? I mean, they probably fast enough.

Comment by Jason King

November 29th 2008 22:57
Hehe - bloody Maccas and their 10.30!!!

Comment by Lilla

November 29th 2008 23:17
Hi Morgan,

Didnt it start with a cry from England, with fists raised to France?

*Let them eat Brioche!*

Yummy thick freshly baked bread with cream cheese and strawberries on top, which was indeed, eaten on the Continent (the word the English use for Europe, them being too posh and an island and all, and not really a part of the continent par se).

I can eat brioche served like that any day!

Now my mouth is watering, you bad girl.

Lilla ...

Comment by Chris Champion

November 30th 2008 00:32
There's a cafe in Flinders Lane, Melbourne, which offers "South Australian King Island brie" and "South Australian King Island camembert". They are the sort of people who would think a continental breakfast can include Vegemite. What next? Japanese pizza and New Zealand tortilla?

Comment by Morgan Bell

November 30th 2008 06:40
hi Wilson,
oh i do love Cornflakes, im also a fan of Weetbix, All-Bran, Museli, Rice Bubbles, and any of the "confectionary" cereals . . . i could go a bit of porridge from time to time . . . but i think on a restaurant menu they should be listed as "cereal" and not "Continental Breakfast"



hi Norm,
ahhh the sub-continent, where the air is full of spices!
i imagine its the kind of food that was depicted in the Indiana Jones movies . . . im sure they were 100% accurate!


hi Jason,
oh i KNOW!!!!!
that 10:30 cut off is really unreasonable!

Comment by Morgan Bell

November 30th 2008 07:07
hi Lilla,
haha let them eat brioche!
its funny how England once looked at the rest of the world, and how alot of the language has morphed into the contemporary Australian pysche!
oh strawberries and cream cheese, yummo!


hi Chris,
do they mean the Tasmanian King Island?
or has SA got a King Island too?
maybe they mean "South OF Australia" as opposed to the state? haha
funny story!

Comment by Janet Collins

November 30th 2008 08:20
Why do they have to call breakfast Continental at all?

Comment by Morgan Bell

November 30th 2008 11:12
hi Janet,
maybe they think it sounds posh, or exotic?
maybe calling it Aussie Brekky wouldnt be as up-market?

Comment by Johnny Come Lately

November 30th 2008 11:54
A cup of instant coffee and a mini box of cereal and they charge like $9 or $10 bucks for it. I'd rather walk to the nearest cafe and buy a flat white with thick toast and gourmet jams for the same price. Continental schmontinental, it's scungy. Whatever happened to the breakfast buffet? I like the brioche brekky Lilla suggested, now that's more like it

Comment by alt_ed

November 30th 2008 12:06
You know, in all the filthy years I've known you, I don't think I've EVER seen you eat 'breakfast' foods, at breakfast time!!! In fact, the only thing I've seen you eat for breakfast was a sausage roll...

And, yes, I'm sure you and I have probably had our fare share of mcmuffins, but that's always at the END of the night, not the beginning of your day!

Continental fucking breakfast my arse!

Comment by Morgan Bell

November 30th 2008 12:20
hi Johnny,
yes "scungy" breakfast! haha
so funny!
the instant coffee and scungy mini-box of cereal has become the norm!



hi alt_ed,
ok you need to stop reading all the biblical blogs, you are starting to describe everything as "filthy"! haha
moving on . . .
look ive probably had breakfast in the morning twice in my whole life - once 8 years ago in a 4 star hotel in Canberra where i had a "Continental Breakfast" that was beautiful and fresh and interesting, and once this weekend at a less than 4 star hotel in Launceston . . . ive had quite a few "all day breakfasts" in the late afternoon in Sydney

Comment by ratchet

November 30th 2008 12:52
Here is exactly what was presented in the 'continental breakfast'

2 X slices of bread (toaster available)
2 X miniature cereal packets (Just Right Corn Flakes)
1X Goulburn Valley fruit tub thingie *shudder*
milk
orange juice
little tubs of jam, honey, peanut butter.
1X jar of Vegemite


I do regret not taking the unopened packets of cereal home with me, after all, they were paid for.

Comment by alt_ed

November 30th 2008 12:58
Was that 'Le Ridley' Hotel? I hear the service there is SHIT!

Comment by ratchet

November 30th 2008 13:04
Actually, Casa de Ridley was quite hospitable. I had toast and coffee for breakfast and I didn't have to make it myself.

Plus I slept under a Spiderman blankie

Comment by alt_ed

November 30th 2008 13:09
Yeah, I bet you'd sleep under a fucking piece of cardboard in the park so long as you had some piss

Comment by Morgan Bell

November 30th 2008 13:17

Comment by ratchet

November 30th 2008 13:35
hahah Morgan. Fresh fruit platter. Sadly, not a raspberry in sight.

Comment by Danceswithwords

December 1st 2008 03:55
Hi Morgan,

Interesting post, and reading the replies has made me hungry. Most people have responded directly to what is (or isn't) a Continental Breakfast so I don't think that needs any further clarification, so I thought I'd respond to what you wrote:

im actually a little concerned about Australian tourism and the hospitality industry when it comes to things like this . . .

I have travelled the planet, and yes I smile (and cringe) at some of the ways Australia (and NZ) present themselves to the overseas markets - especially where Australasia attempts to deliver something that is part and parcel to the breakfast & eating culture of Europeans & tourists. The majority of tourists coming to New Zealand & Australia (are ironically each other) followed by the Asian market - so maybe we should be doing more Congee & Miso soups??

My beef is why serve french croissants at a hotel when they are a poor tasteless imitation of what you get in France. Boxes of cereal (yes those tiny ones) are prevalent in hotels /motels and it really is a shame that more effort isn't made, and especially when it comes to localising flavours or AUSSIE tradition. What Aussies and Kiwis eat for breakfast is completely different than Europe, though why don't our markets exploit this fact?

If you come to Australia flushed with Euros, you'll part with them for the "right" breakfast - even if it is a little different than what you'd expect in Europe. It just needs to be done well, be fresh with local flavours and people (tourists) will pay for it.

And as an aside I had some French guests years ago who fell about the floor truly believing I was putting boot polish on my toast (vegemite) and one of our guests ate a raw weetbix and commented it was a bit dry... Once I had them past the initial dilemma of what we eat for breakfast they were very happy to "try" different things, and happier they weren't faced with poor imitations of their own food, but rather they could go wow - that's different. After all that's what travelling is all about.

My biggest beef in travelling around hotels in Australia is they don't make THAT effort to make breakfast interesting or you are faced with weak filter coffee (or over stewed and burnt) and not a brown / raw/ coffee crystal sugar bowl in sight - always those stupid packets of WHITE sugar - what is it with that???

I personally think its going to take a few years yet before Aussies & Kiwis can proudly stand behind what is being dished up in the hospitality industry for breakfast. I cringe thinking about it too...


Dances

Comment by Morgan Bell

December 6th 2008 06:46
hi Dances,

i just remembered that i forgot to answer you over here . . .

yes why have a "Continental Breakfast" at all? why not just throw a few uniquely Australian things together and call it an "Aussie breakfast"?

damper bread, vegemite, lamingtons, pavlova, a meat pie, chiko roll, tropical fruits (including mango, bananas and kiwi fruit), tim tams, a can of VB and a glass of Passion Pop! haha

thanks for the comment!

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