enough with the xylophone music already
October 30th 2008 08:56
night owls and insomniacs unite!
i like writing at night, i stay up all night until the wee small hours in search of that peace and serenity that allows the words to flow . . . something about the combination of it being dark and cold and still, no interuptions, the rest of the world slumbers and my cat purrs away in lethargic bliss . . . everything just slots into place like a combination lock, my ideas align, and the writer within me is released
yes its all very magical!
so i like to have the TV on in the background . . . unfortunately beyond a certain hour the box is plagued by really irritating and repetitive informercials . . . they are extremly distracting!
so i flick to ABC2 for their muzac selection, its a screen displaying the programming for the next day while some elevator tunes toodle away . . . sometimes we get something jazzy, or perhaps something folksy (think Sarah Palin on a pan-flute), or maybe some bluegrass, or assorted acoustic and piano delights . . . on the whole they usual have some ok little ditties and its the closest thing i have to radio reception in the area i live
but occassionally ABC2 goes a little nuts with the xylophone music . . . if it is distracting it has to go!
so i switch to the evangelical christians on the Kenneth Copeland Ministries (remember my post on Jeremy Pearsons?) which i dont mind so much . . . i think i am getting subliminal messages of motivation from the preachers as they chat around their homely kitchen table setting
this is until Benny Hinn comes on!
geez louise how annoying is that guy!
hes so loud and obnoxious, the constant yelling is worse than all the informercials combined! (yes Pro-Active, Victorias Principle AND Marie Windsor Pilates!)
Benny Hinn is one of those really awful TV evangelists who rants and raves and then gets people from the crowd to line up to be blessed, when the audience members come near him they start shaking and girating around until Hinn puts his hand on their forehead and they collapse in a heap on the floor . . . its a little bit silly!
needless to say when its between Benny Hinn and the xylophone music, the xylophone music wins out every time!
heres some Benny Hinn set to Black Sabbath:
imagine my horror if Benny Hinn was ever set to xylophone music!
i like writing at night, i stay up all night until the wee small hours in search of that peace and serenity that allows the words to flow . . . something about the combination of it being dark and cold and still, no interuptions, the rest of the world slumbers and my cat purrs away in lethargic bliss . . . everything just slots into place like a combination lock, my ideas align, and the writer within me is released
yes its all very magical!
so i like to have the TV on in the background . . . unfortunately beyond a certain hour the box is plagued by really irritating and repetitive informercials . . . they are extremly distracting!
so i flick to ABC2 for their muzac selection, its a screen displaying the programming for the next day while some elevator tunes toodle away . . . sometimes we get something jazzy, or perhaps something folksy (think Sarah Palin on a pan-flute), or maybe some bluegrass, or assorted acoustic and piano delights . . . on the whole they usual have some ok little ditties and its the closest thing i have to radio reception in the area i live
but occassionally ABC2 goes a little nuts with the xylophone music . . . if it is distracting it has to go!
so i switch to the evangelical christians on the Kenneth Copeland Ministries (remember my post on Jeremy Pearsons?) which i dont mind so much . . . i think i am getting subliminal messages of motivation from the preachers as they chat around their homely kitchen table setting
this is until Benny Hinn comes on!
geez louise how annoying is that guy!
hes so loud and obnoxious, the constant yelling is worse than all the informercials combined! (yes Pro-Active, Victorias Principle AND Marie Windsor Pilates!)
Benny Hinn is one of those really awful TV evangelists who rants and raves and then gets people from the crowd to line up to be blessed, when the audience members come near him they start shaking and girating around until Hinn puts his hand on their forehead and they collapse in a heap on the floor . . . its a little bit silly!
needless to say when its between Benny Hinn and the xylophone music, the xylophone music wins out every time!
heres some Benny Hinn set to Black Sabbath:
imagine my horror if Benny Hinn was ever set to xylophone music!
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Comment by alt_ed
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Comment by Morgan Bell
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its probably a bit more peaceful than her moose-shootin' gun!
but she is the epitome of all things folksy!
Comment by RubySoho
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That's all I have to say about that.
Comment by Cheryl J
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Imagine the pong from the pits all of those raised Rednickistani arms. It's worse than Cityrail at peak hour.
Comment by Morgan Bell
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i wonder if its a bit like professional wrestling?
Comment by Morgan Bell
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HAHA you picked out all the funny people!
that guy really does look like Charles Manson!
i also like the little boy towards the end who is trying really hard to keep his eyes closed and not blink!
Comment by Norm
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are you threatening me?!
Comment by Norm
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Comment by Morgan Bell
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maybe Vaig Studios, they have a lovely informercial . . . although im sure i could get lovely muzac in any elevator i chose to ride in!
Comment by Wilson Pon
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By the way, I was wondering what Palin looks like, when she is on a pan flute lol
Comment by Morgan Bell
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i would like to see Palin on pan-flute also - i wonder if she would seem calming or if the shotgun in her other hand would still scare people off? haha
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