Happy Birthday: Four bottles of wine and a wig
August 31st 2009 08:14
This year, for my birthday (which is actually today), I found myself sitting at Newcastle 24 hour McDonalds mid Sunday morning.
The maccas is a free wifi hot-spot so I engaged in some idle Twittering and Facebooking from my mobile phone while I waited for my friend to wake up and retrieve me.
The break-down of my delirious announcements went something like this:
Morgan Bell @ king street maccas looking trashy
Morgan Bell alcoholic tip of the day: to avoid hangovers just stay up
Morgan Bell i couldnt sleep so i walked to king st maccas, the bag i am carrying contains 4 bottles of wine and a wig haha
Morgan Bell so this weird cat comes up to me for a pat and proceeds to try and eat the button off my top . . . Only in Maryville
Morgan Bell fat girls with boyfriends have so much attitude, take away the boyfriend and all thats left is a fat girl
Morgan Bell its amazing how many people get up early to read the paper at maccas
Its like im a philosopher. I feel excited for anyone on my friends lists who was exposed to those pearls of wisdom.
I turned 28 today, and its great to see, from tracking my cyber idiocy, that I have not really matured in any way.
Four bottles of wine and a wig.
My friend did pick me up in the end.
The maccas is a free wifi hot-spot so I engaged in some idle Twittering and Facebooking from my mobile phone while I waited for my friend to wake up and retrieve me.
The break-down of my delirious announcements went something like this:
Morgan Bell @ king street maccas looking trashy
Morgan Bell alcoholic tip of the day: to avoid hangovers just stay up
Morgan Bell i couldnt sleep so i walked to king st maccas, the bag i am carrying contains 4 bottles of wine and a wig haha
Morgan Bell so this weird cat comes up to me for a pat and proceeds to try and eat the button off my top . . . Only in Maryville
Morgan Bell fat girls with boyfriends have so much attitude, take away the boyfriend and all thats left is a fat girl
Morgan Bell its amazing how many people get up early to read the paper at maccas
Its like im a philosopher. I feel excited for anyone on my friends lists who was exposed to those pearls of wisdom.
I turned 28 today, and its great to see, from tracking my cyber idiocy, that I have not really matured in any way.
Four bottles of wine and a wig.
My friend did pick me up in the end.
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Comment by Chris Champion
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Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you-oo
Happy birthday to you
Hiccup, hooray
Hiccup, hooray
Why was she born so bloggerful ...
Comment by Morgan Bell
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bloggerful, i like it
and the hiccups were totally appropriate for my state of mind
Comment by Janet Collins
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I forgot - you did have the wine
Many happy returns.
Comment by RubySoho
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I used to get annoyed when I saw a fat girl with an attractive boyfriend, like how the hell did she get him?! Ha! How shallow is that? Not to mention extremely discriminatory. I did say used to right?
Happy Birthday.
Comment by Morgan Bell
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its just my usual problem of being the last person awake paired with feeling like going for long walks when drunk
i had a good night out at the Gateway Hotel in Newcastle, and i assure you the wine was all unopened, the spare bottles from the night before
Comment by Morgan Bell
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there were so many fat girls dragging their boyfriends around, it seems early morning maccas is some hot-spot for couply activity, fat girls can show off by displaying their boyfriends in a place where they can also purchase an afforable meal. although some also enjoy proving their wealth by going to McCafe haha
its this whole hetero culture i was not aware of
i seriously think they are adopting behaviour straight from the smiling maccas ads
the things you can see with wine goggles on
Comment by Sim1
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Sounds like my kinda birthday. The wine, anyway, not so much the wig. And maturity is highly overrated you know. As are fat girls with boyfriends.
Comment by Earl Leonard
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Its just conjecture though; maybe you could do a survey?
Comment by Jason King
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You should have ordered one of their Maccas Ice Cream cakes and made the staff sing you happy birthday.
And thinking of Maccas - I want to try their new beef burger - apparently it's real beef
You got my FB and text messages so I am NOT singing again.
Hugs
Comment by Norm
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In summary, boing, boing, boing.
Comment by Earl Leonard
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Comment by Morgan Bell
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its great when others encourage and support me in my trashy endeavours, theres probably some fat girls with boyfriends scowling at me right now!
hi Earl,
i like your hypothesis, perhaps the chicken really did come before the egg?
i just saw a lot of prancing that morning, a lot of "ownership" looks and weird senses of achievement, a lot of "come on Johnno, we are going to McDonalds to spend some quality time IN PUBLIC" lol
hi Jason,
i did appreciate my sms and my Facebook wall message, i felt very loved
whenever i went up to order something (i needed multiple servings of ice cold fluids) i left my bag of wine and wig on the booth seat to mind my place, it was too heavy to haul to the counter . . . i imagine i looked very strange indeed, glancing back at my date the plastic bag, to make sure noone tried to steal him
hi Norm,
yeah im a seasonal girl, born on the last day of winter, as i age the southern hemisphere kicks into regeneration . . . im kind of like Jesus
Comment by Mr Nice Guy
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Wouldn't swap you for anything - as for fat girls . . .
Happy birthday
Comment by Morgan Bell
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awwww you really are a nice guy!
you know i have never exchanged a present, seems kind of wrong, ungrateful or something, i like the memories of all my little nick knacks even if they arent functional
Comment by Wilson Pon
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PS: By the way, have you finished all the four bottles of wine? If you haven't, then I would be pleased to help you here!
Comment by Morgan Bell
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i might have to invite you around for a party!