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Deep Pencil - the musings of Morgan Bell

 
If a tree falls in the woods and nobody is there to hear it did it really make a sound? If i post a blog and nobody reads it was there really any point? You have entered the random thinking space of Morgan Bell . . . These are my musings . . . things about my life written off the top of my head . . . written in an informal disjointed style almost completely devoid of punctuation, this is where i flesh out writing ideas, discuss my life, and generally be self indulgent . . . it is also the bargain bin for articles which do not fit in with the film or arts themes of my other blogs . . . so have a wander around my mind, have a laugh, have a think, be nice, and humour me!

Meat Thief

November 11th 2008 13:28
i just had a funny supermarket moment!

i bought a small selection of groceries including a few pre-packaged steaks and rissoles from the meat department . . . when i was at the register preparing to pay, the checkout boy scanned and bagged my meat products, and when he swung the meat bag out to the end of the bay for me to take the security sensor went off . . .

the checkout boy looked puzzled and his supervisor came over to assist . . .

the checkout boy demonstrated how when you passed the bag of meat in front on the sensor the alarm went off - see, its just meat

the supervisor said "About time! Damn meat thieves!"

i shared the boy's quizzical look . . .

she continued "I've been waiting for them to put security tags on the meat - you wouldnt believe the meat thieves we get in here!"

gee times are tough when you have to steal meat from the supermarket!

although i must admit, the more expensive cuts of meat are getting extremely dear!

Meat Thief


i made this little collage to commererate the era of the Meat Theif!

Meat - My Generation's Luxury Product






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The Crack Cocaine Spider

November 3rd 2008 12:54
This is the story of the crack cocaine spider and his bitch . . . it is a moral tale about the perils of smoking pot and sleeping on hammocks!

Spiders On Drugs will make you smile!

Keep an eye out for the mini AVO and mini gangsta car . . . funny stuff

spider




an oldie but a goodie!


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Beware Gay Music

October 15th 2008 09:37
Theres a fabulous little site called Love Gods Way which is like a spin off of the ever-popular Fred Phelps harmony and tolerance site God Hates Fags.

As you could probably imagine there is lots of intelligent stuff on Love Gods Way, but by far my favourite is the list of Gay Music that they suggest you prevent your children from listening to for fear of them being corrupted!

Now I can kind of understand the obvious ones like P!nK, Scissor Sisters, Rufus Wainwright, Cole Porter, Tegan and Sara, The Gossip, Queen, The Village People, David Bowie, Lindsey Lohan, kd lang, Melissa Etheridge, Boy George, Jill Sobule, George Michael, Madonna, Elton John, and Clay Aiken.

Madonna


Basically anything created by a gay person or marketed at the queer community.

But I think that Mr Donnie Davies, the man responsible for compiling the list, is stretching it a bit with the inclusion of artists that are supposedly "Gay" . . .

I wonder if hard rockers like SlipKnot, Cannibal Corpse, NoFX, Motorhead, Metallica, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Nirvana, The Killers, The Strokes, The Cramps, Ted Nugent, and Judas Priest realise they have been dubbed the epitome of "Gay"?

Is Audioslave "Gay"?

Audioslave





What about the wholesome stylings of The Jonas Brothers, Sarah McLaughlin, John Mayer, Wilson Phillips, Lisa Loeb, Nickleback and Barry Manilow? That seems like a pretty safe record collection to me . . . quite sweet and unassuming!

Would you describe Coldplay or Radiohead as "Gay"?

What about classics like Kate Bush, Frank Sinatra, The Rolling Stones, Bob Dylan, Tom Waits, The Grateful Dead, Lou Reed, and The Doors?

Are we to believe that rap and RnB are inherently "Gay"? Maybe someone should tell Lil Kim, P. Diddy, Jay Z, Michael Jackson and Eminem!

Im absolutely amazed at this list!

Im pretty sure Marilyn Manson, The Cure, and Twisted Sister just got thrown in there for wearing makeup - obviously "Gay"!

To check out the list in its entirity CLICKHERE

The Cure





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The Crossdresser Dancer

September 22nd 2008 12:34
well ive had a really productive evening . . .YouTube has lured me in again, and this time to the beguiling and provocative "Crossdresser Dancer" . . . once you start watching you will be hooked too!

even if you cant appreciate the unique dancing style im sure you will marvel at the height of the Crossdresser Dancer's heel . . . theres a few edge-of your-seat moments where you think she might topple over but luckily theres a nearby wall or doorway to keep this diva steady!

i have picked my two favourites but CLICKHERE to view over 30 different dances!











jstevoj123
Name: Louise

Fun good time girl that luvs to dance and play for anybody that wants to see so if you want to see more of me i wanna see lots of comments. I luv doing dance vids so if there is something you want to see me wearing and dancing to just leave me a message and i'll see wot i can do for you !! Louise xxxxx

HEY BOYS AND GIRLS JUST TO LET YOU ALL KNOW IF ANY OF YOU SEE A SEXY LITTLE OUTFIT ON EBAY OR SOME WEBSITE THAT YOU WANT TO SEE ME WEARING THEN JUST SEND ME THE LINK AND I'LL HAVE A LOOK AND IF I LIKE WOT I SEE I'LL BUY IT FOR MYSELF AND WEAR IT IN A SEXY LITTLE DANCE FOR YOU THANX XXXXX LOUISE XXXXX

I hate to do this but due to the large amount of spam (that youtube does nothing about) all comments will now have to be approved, thanks Louise xxxxx

Country: United Kingdom
Occupation: Lap Dancer Go-Go Girl (i wish..!)
Interests and Hobbies: Shopping, Dancing, Flirting,

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Dr House loves that vicodin - MadTV parody

September 14th 2008 12:08
check out this fantastic MadTV parody of the program "House", it features increasingly enormous containers of pain-killers being consumed directly from the bottle - if you are a fan of the TV show you will see the humour in it and find yourself nodding your head!

who would have thought you could die (twice) from Princess Amidala pollen?

excuse me i have a threeway with two lovely ladies called Vicodin and Percodan . . .

YOU HAVE A GRUFF EXTERIOR!



the real Hugh Laurie as Dr House




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