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If a tree falls in the woods and nobody is there to hear it did it really make a sound? If i post a blog and nobody reads it was there really any point? You have entered the random thinking space of Morgan Bell . . . These are my musings . . . things about my life written off the top of my head . . . written in an informal disjointed style almost completely devoid of punctuation, this is where i flesh out writing ideas, discuss my life, and generally be self indulgent . . . it is also the bargain bin for articles which do not fit in with the film or arts themes of my other blogs . . . so have a wander around my mind, have a laugh, have a think, be nice, and humour me!
I have a gripe, a small complaint.

Well, it seemed like a big deal at the time because it caused undue frustration.

When did Australia Post stop certifying documents and keeping JPs on staff?

It seems like one of the most important functions of the post office. I don't know why the shift towards flogging retail goods has been at the expense of the functionality of the post office. I would rather have an old-fashioned post office than a post office "shop". Because, if the post office is not performing these civic services then who is?

I recently took on the arduous task of consolidating my superannuation fund money to draw part of it out. Part of this process is have a Statutory Declaration signed by a Justice of the Peace, and a certified copy of your identification. The instructions on the form even tell you that Australia Post is an option to get these tasks completed.

Ever since I was a kid going to the post office with my mum I knew that Australia Post was like a modern day notary and communication hub. You could send and receive faxes, photocopy documents, and get documents witnessed.

When I took my super forms in I was told they had no JPs on staff, they had no photocopier to certify ID, but if you provided a photocopy they could stamp it certified for $4 per page. I found myself asking around in banks and real estates trying to source a JP and had to find a newsagent to photocopy.

I want the old post office back, the post office that helps people and provides actual convenience.

I think this is one of those defining moments where you realise you are old. I am complaining about the post office and lamenting about the benefits of the old days.

Did you know stamps are now 55 cents???? haha

australia post parcels





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Study, study, study

April 6th 2010 21:25
What has happened to my beautiful blogs?

I have abandoned them, chasing after scholarly things, and now they call me back like abandoned dirty-faced children.

I have still been popping in to comment the bloggers I subscribe to, but for one reason or another I never seem to have time to squeeze an article out myself. This must change!

You may notice I am writing a tad more professionally, a capital letter here, a full stop there. Well. I've been doing a Post-Graduate course in Technical Communications @ Swinburne University of Technology, online.

I did a TAFE course in News Media a couple of years ago. Then I did a TAFE course in Small Business Management where I researched free-lancing as a career. Then I considered teaching journalism and did a TAFE course in Training & Assessment. I like to keep all my options open.

So it's been study, study, study for me.

I'm doing Civil Construction Design at TAFE concurrently with my PostGrad studies, just to make sure I am completely occupied at all times.

Facebook has made me lazy. It is so much quicker to post a link to an existing article or video on Facebook than it is to construct a blog post myself. I've been taking the cheats way out. But I do miss my blogs, And I miss my little blogging community.

I feel very encouraged by all these new changes to homepage, and the new systems of having "followers" and "editor stars". It's a brave new world here on Orble.

I think I should set one day a week aside to cue up some fresh material, and use the forward dating system to stagger them out over the week. I need to get more organised and get publishing. I need to do it. I want to do it. I will do it.

I could probably prepare some educational posts on all the stuff I'm learning. Plus there's a never-ending stream of news and events from the queer community that really needs to be shared with the inter-webs.

To all my subscribers: thanks for sticking around, and expect some fresh new content soon.


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Knights of the Soundtable Ride Again

January 3rd 2010 20:01
Three days in and 2010 is already shaping up to being an awesome year . . .

Soundgarden are reforming!

The reunion has officially been announced, the band will be reunited in 2010.

I'm chuffed . . . no, I am beyond chuffed, I'm barely able to contain myself . . . I am a HUGE Soundgarden fan . . . I feel like I should call someone, someone important, maybe Barack Obama, or Jon Stewart, and just let them know: the boys are back!

*cartwheels*

Chris Cornell announced on his Twitter on the 1st Jan that Soundgarden will be reforming in 2010:

The 12 year break is over & school is back in session. Sign up now. Knights of the Soundtable ride again! www.soundgardenworld.com

Chris posted the same announcement on his website ChrisCornell.com on new years eve.

CLICKHERE to visit the new site Soundgarden World

Soundgarden: The 12 Year Break is Over and School is Back in Session


Hey baby, what’s your disease
My hearts bleeding
I’m dying to leave

Don’t worry, everything’s clean
Road worthy, hungry and mean

With a swarm of motor flys
Under the cola colored sky
Where the metal river bleeds
Where you never will believe
Where the water turns to steam
With a suicide machine

Get on the snake

Soundgarden
Soundgarden









What does Wiki say?

"In 1997, the band broke up due to internal strife over its creative direction. However, Cornell announced on January 1, 2010 that there would be renewed activity from the band, though no details have yet been released."






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Thanks 2009

December 22nd 2009 13:23
This year I am thankful for:

1. Being able to move back to NSW.

2. Getting my cat back.

3. Having my pet registration fine withdrawn.

4. Completing my course in Training & Assessing.

5. Having my parents move back to NSW.

6. The on-going survival of my car and it's air-conditioning system.

7. My radio spot on Hawksbury FM.

8. Seeing Marilyn Manson chuck the most epic hissy fit live in concert.

9. Afternoon beers with the boys at home.

10. Wednesday night Project Runway/Americas Next Top Model.

11. The Young Turks on YouTube.

12. Bejewelled and FarmTown on Facebook.

13. Brideshead Revisited (UK mini-series), Dead Like Me, and Oz.

14. Unpacking all my belongings from storage.

15. City Chic belts.

16. Strawberry Passion Pop.

17. The case of Coronas I was given as a gift.

18. Dinners, drinks, movies, shows, and phone conversations with family and friends.

19. Uninterrupted sleep.

20. Insulated living quarters, never too hot, never too cold, always just right.

21. The late night chemist.

22. Listening to MGMT in the car.

23. My Mt Annan adopted family.

24. Finding a new Avon lady.

25. Photographing Sienna Miller.

26. My new fridge, microwave, and electric wok, and all other donated kitchen items.

27. Soda water.

28. Holidays in Melbourne.

29. The Orble community.

30. Time by myself.

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Magenta

September 12th 2009 10:56
Its show and tell time here at Deep Pencil.

I would like to share with my readers some photos I find quite amusing. Last night I attended a costume party, it was a Rocky Horror themed 21st celebration. I went all out for the role of Magenta and i think i nailed it.

Morgan Bell as Magenta (Rocky Horror)


This is one of my best friends, we have known each other for about 14 years and we do not have a single photo of us together. However this time he could not escape. We now have photographic evidence that we really do know each other. It was a momentous occasion.

Morgan Bell as Magenta (Rocky Horror)


Morgan Bell as Magenta (Rocky Horror)


I found that wig a few weeks ago balled-up in a friends bathroom cupboard behind the hot water system. Its a cheap wig that was extremely ratted-up, but with a bit of precision styling i shaped it into the ultimate Magenta wig.

As a point of reference here is the original Magenta from the Rocky Horror film.

the original Magenta in the Rocky Horror film





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This year, for my birthday (which is actually today), I found myself sitting at Newcastle 24 hour McDonalds mid Sunday morning.

The maccas is a free wifi hot-spot so I engaged in some idle Twittering and Facebooking from my mobile phone while I waited for my friend to wake up and retrieve me


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Small Announcement(s)

July 16th 2009 13:40
Hi guys,

I'm having a little technical error that Jon is looking into, where I can post blogs but I can't post comments. I only noticed it today but I don't know how long it will take to get resolved


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This pain is like . . . wow

July 5th 2009 19:31
I am now entering into my seventh consecutive day of excruciating back pain.

I was in a car accident about five years ago, and two discs in my lower back are ruptured


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The following question was posed by Samaritan on Fringe Faith:

There’s a strong possibility that anyone who doesn’t believe in God has already stopped reading. But if you are still with me, just ask yourself these questions. What is your purpose? What are you aiming for? Is it something you hope to achieve in this life? And if so, do you really believe that will satisfy you? Or will you still be longing for more?

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The prodigal cat returns . . .

June 29th 2009 18:39
My beautiful cat iota deville is flying up from Tasmania today.

About time. I have missed her


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My next car will be . . .

June 25th 2009 14:32
I was driving behind a nice looking Jaguar the other day. My housemates are car enthusiasts so i made sure to take note of the lettering on the model badge so i could ask how much that kind of Jaguar would cost.

It was a Jaguar XK


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Come back to my room . . .

June 23rd 2009 02:58
I have been inspired by Natalina to take a few snaps of random things from my room.

To see Natalina's house CLICKHERE
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A old school friend invited me to see Heath Franklin's "Chopper", and I went, and I laughed.

I thought it would be too low brow for me, but apparently there is no such thing as low brow where I'm concerned, I laughed along at "Chopper" swearing at people for two hours and thought it was just great


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My Winter Reading List

May 1st 2009 08:01
As the weather cools off I head to the bookstore.

I love buying books, however I very rarely finish them


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