Morgan BellChk Chk Boom
May 26th 2009 18:34
Oh how I miss Kings Cross.
Seeing the Clare Werbeloff interview after the Kings Cross shooting brought all those fond memories back . . . memories of how absolutely munted people get in that unique nightlife locality.
The fat wog and the skinny wog? haha
So eloquent!
Clare is surprisingly only 19, but many people around The Cross take on that aged appearance. They have lived hard lives. Lives in the fast lane. Lives stumbling around in the parking lane.
Heres what Clare said that propelled her into internet stardom:
"There were these two wogs fighting. The fatter wog said to the skinnier wog, 'Oi bro, you slept with my cousin'. And the other one said 'Nah man, I didn't for shit, eh' and the other one goes, 'I will call on my fully sick boys, eh'. And then he pulled out a gun and went Chk Chk BOOM, and I ran away cos thats all I wanted to see."
She had the "wog" accent down, and the gun sound effects. She's going to be a star. When opportunity knocks, let's hope she doesn't need to be peeled out of the William Street gutter. She appears to be taking a potent drug cocktail of fake tan and cocaine, but that wont hurt her career, as it seems to be the winning combination for most Australian TV personalities.
Rock on Clare, you bogan!
Seeing the Clare Werbeloff interview after the Kings Cross shooting brought all those fond memories back . . . memories of how absolutely munted people get in that unique nightlife locality.
The fat wog and the skinny wog? haha
So eloquent!
Clare is surprisingly only 19, but many people around The Cross take on that aged appearance. They have lived hard lives. Lives in the fast lane. Lives stumbling around in the parking lane.
Heres what Clare said that propelled her into internet stardom:
"There were these two wogs fighting. The fatter wog said to the skinnier wog, 'Oi bro, you slept with my cousin'. And the other one said 'Nah man, I didn't for shit, eh' and the other one goes, 'I will call on my fully sick boys, eh'. And then he pulled out a gun and went Chk Chk BOOM, and I ran away cos thats all I wanted to see."
She had the "wog" accent down, and the gun sound effects. She's going to be a star. When opportunity knocks, let's hope she doesn't need to be peeled out of the William Street gutter. She appears to be taking a potent drug cocktail of fake tan and cocaine, but that wont hurt her career, as it seems to be the winning combination for most Australian TV personalities.
Rock on Clare, you bogan!
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