Morgan BellNicola Roxon: using big ugly necklaces to distract us from her limp hair
June 12th 2008 12:37
Federal Minister for Health, Nicola Roxon, seems to be getting bigger and uglier necklaces every time i see her . . . they are often chunky plastic disasters, sometimes tin foil tragedies, and almost always from the jewellry box of wilma flintstone . . . they are big, bulky, and super tacky . . . well done Nicola for directing the eye away from your hair!
ive heard Kevin has been over-working and intimidating his staff and the cabinet but i cant believe he has prevented poor Nicola from washing her hair for the last six months . . . no time for make-up, no time for a brush, just slick a handful of baby-oil through your do for limp limp LIMP!
at least we know Nicola isnt spending tax-payers dollars on beauty salons or styling products . . .
but how much do you reckon shes spending on these gawdy giant necklaces?
maybe two . . . or three . . . whole dollars? haha
Australian politics certainly isnt a beauty pagent . . . but i really want to ban those tacky monster necklaces and blow dry some volume into that dirty dishwater hair . . . Nicola we need to get you a stylist so you dont look like a drowned rat with an over-sized plastic collar!
ive heard Kevin has been over-working and intimidating his staff and the cabinet but i cant believe he has prevented poor Nicola from washing her hair for the last six months . . . no time for make-up, no time for a brush, just slick a handful of baby-oil through your do for limp limp LIMP!
at least we know Nicola isnt spending tax-payers dollars on beauty salons or styling products . . .
but how much do you reckon shes spending on these gawdy giant necklaces?
maybe two . . . or three . . . whole dollars? haha
Australian politics certainly isnt a beauty pagent . . . but i really want to ban those tacky monster necklaces and blow dry some volume into that dirty dishwater hair . . . Nicola we need to get you a stylist so you dont look like a drowned rat with an over-sized plastic collar!
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Comment by RubySoho
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The first one looks like a noose.
Comment by Morgan Bell
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shes my favourite politician!
seriously the necklaces keep getting bigger and BIGGER, that noose one was the most recent, shes going to get back problems from them weighing her down if she doesnt control herself soon!
we see alot of Nicola Roxon on tazzy TV as there is an issue with her negotiating control of the state-run hospitals etc
yeah im getting a bit obsessed . . .
you should see the photo essay im compiling on Kevins wife! haha
Comment by ratchet
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Have you ever thought that maybe the purpose of the necklace is to draw the eyes to the ample and shapely bosom and the hair is to divert attention away from the homely and entirely dull face? Hmm?
Oh forget it, what would YOU know about boobs anyway?
Comment by Morgan Bell
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you are not offended at all! haha
i cant help it if you are obsessed by boobs, nor can i help it if you drink excessively to hide your latent lesbianism (troy told me to say that) . . . but i think you are really onto something saying "the hair is to divert attention away from the homely and entirely dull face"
so very true!
thanks for peeping out of your hole to say hello . . . you are the ultimate fly on the wall!
Comment by Anonymous
that's so hillarious ^_^