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Deep Pencil - the musings of Morgan Bell

 
If a tree falls in the woods and nobody is there to hear it did it really make a sound? If i post a blog and nobody reads it was there really any point? You have entered the random thinking space of Morgan Bell . . . These are my musings . . . things about my life written off the top of my head . . . written in an informal disjointed style almost completely devoid of punctuation, this is where i flesh out writing ideas, discuss my life, and generally be self indulgent . . . it is also the bargain bin for articles which do not fit in with the film or arts themes of my other blogs . . . so have a wander around my mind, have a laugh, have a think, be nice, and humour me!
driving along a highway (or freeway) after midnight is one of my favourite things to do, there are few other cars on the road and everything feels so crisp and clear . . . you can drive fast, really fast, and all the reflectors look so beautiful lit up by your headlights

i went on one such drive tonight, cruising along having a jolly old time - complete solitude

*exhale*




i drove for about an hour and only passed about four cars . . . when i see the headlights of a car coming in the other direction i dip my high beams until they pass out of courtesy . . . you feel like the king (or queen) of the road!

but there are a few casualties of night driving, especially on country roads, and a dodged a few carcasses along the way . . . rabbits and wallabys mostly . . . ive never hit one myself, but strewn along the roadside are a collection of dead bodies of the native animals that have come out for a feed or a wander

when i see the first flattened corpse it sharpens my senses and i pay extra attention to the road incase any little critters jump out

i see a car approaching from the opposite directions and dim my lights, as their headlights draw closer to mine a silhouette pops up out of nowhere and BANG the other car plows it down . . . no swerve . . . instant carnage!

it was and small wallaby in the opposite lane, he was hunched over looking as something on the asphalt and the car came upon him with such speed that he only had enough time to straighten into an upright position and turn his head . . . it all happened in seconds and by the time the noise resonated in my ears i was hundreds of metres away

i looked back in the rear view mirror and the death-mobile had not stopped, it was still flying along, it hadnt even slowed, the break lights hadnt even lit up . . . it was almost like he had aimed for it

the last thing that wallaby saw was a bright light and then his little life was snuffed out

i found myself thinking "what must animals think of these roads, and these big chunks of metals hurtling along them?"

for the perspective of the animal it must seem that humans have carved out these sprawling death canals . . . we sever the expanse of their habitat with our blazing trails and mow them down at speeds they can not possibly comprehend or anticipate

if you travel on the "Spirit of Tasmania" ferry to visit our triangular isle they often present info sessions on the native wildlife and how to preserve the endangered Tasmanian Devil - they ask tourists to avoid driving at night because thats when the little carnivores scour the sides of the highways for roadkill to feast on . . . ive never seen a Tazzy Devil but when i saw the untimely fate of the midnight wallaby the community service announcement flashed back to me

one of my parents cats went missing last week, presumed dead on the highway but we cannot locate the body . . . some neighbours testify to having seen the deceased remains but they mysteriously disappeared before my parents could identify them

when i try to put myself into the shoes of an animal looking at a big black road i really cannot imagine what they must think they are . . . they dont resemble any other naturally occurring structure . . . no wonder they are so unsuccessful at traversing them!

makes you think . . .


photo by hopefoote on Flickr - flickr.com/photos/8069794@N07/2184827760







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driving in the rain . . . the soundtrack

September 16th 2008 03:34
i went out in my car thisarvo to take some photos for ArtCombat . . . as soon as i pulled out of the driveway it started raining cats and dogs . . . but i persevered (CLICKHERE to see the soggy results)

at one point i was driving around listening to the Talking Heads song "Road To Nowhere" while i was literally looking for the road to nowhere as the prescribed subject of my photography challenge . . . then "Once In A Lifetime" came on:

You may ask yourself
What is that beautiful house?
You may ask yourself
Where does that highway GO to?
You may ask yourself
Am I right?...Am I wrong?
You may say to yourself
MY GOD!...WHAT HAVE I DONE?

Letting the days go by/let the water hold me down
Letting the days go by/water flowing underground
Into the blue again/INTO THE SILENT WATER
UNDER THE ROCKS AND STONES/THERE IS WATER UNDERGROUND


some of my favourite lyrics of all time . . . sometimes when what you are doing matches the song you are listening to you get this trippy feeling that your life is choreographed and you are just going through the motions . . . as the water pelted down harder and harder and streaming down the sides of the roads and out the the nearby ocean i wondered for a second if my car might be submerged and swept away just to match the flow of the song . . .

a tribute to the rain in songs:

NO RAIN - Blind Melon
NOVEMBER RAIN - Guns & Roses
WHY DOES IT ALWAYS RAIN ON ME - Travis
HERE COMES THE RAIN AGAIN - The Eurythmics
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THE RAIN - Creedence Clearwater
RAIN - Madonna
I CANT STAND THE RAIN - Tina Turner
ITS RAINING MEN - The Weather Girls
SUMMER RAIN - Belinda Carlisle

and possibly the most embarrassing RAIN song (and music clip) of all time . . .










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return to the small triangular state

September 2nd 2008 13:42
*yawn*

*stretch*

after six weeks of mooching around the mainland i have returned to the apple isle (or is it emerald? no i think its apple) where the weather is always frosty and my cat is always purring . . .

i had some good ideas for some blogs and stories and articles . . . lets hope i write them down before they fly out of my brain like winged monkeys!

i saw many an old and treasured friend, and met some beautiful new people, and enjoyed all the human contact and relished the face-to-face conversations!

i got stood up, fobbed people off, ran late, wasted money, ate really good and really bad food . . . i spent a whole afternoon trying to mind a powerpoint to charge my phone . . . i saw theatre and cinema galore . . . it was great to be back . . .

i wish i could make it permanent . . .

*sigh*

yeah im working on it . . .







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i recently stayed over at a friends house for a couple of days and in the course of my visit i washed my hair . . . i took off my glasses and got in the shower and turned the water on and seeing two brightly coloured bottles of a similar shape together i presumed they were shampoo and conditioner . . .



i wet my hair and reached for the first bottle, looking at the label

"shampoo"

excellent, i picked the right one

lather, rinse

i reached for the second bottle and looked at the label

"shampoo"

WHAT?

hang on . . .

i grabbed both of them side by side, they both said "shampoo" . . . total craziness . . . well, for me anyway, i buy special intensive moisturising conditioners and masks and treatments and have a huge selection at any one time . . . i have extremely dry, damaged hair which is naturally curly . . . no conditioner means disaster for me!

i scanned the bathroom frantically

i yelled out to my friend in desperation

"wheres the conditioner"

"oh sorry we ran out"

ahhhh this is not going to be good

i presume when you have long straight thin hair conditioner is not an essential product, but for me i knew it was going to mean STRAW

i blow-dried my hair and tied back as much as i could in a tiny pirates ponytail and smoothed over the shorter bits with my hair straightener, ran a bit of hand moisturiser threw the ends for good measure . . . crossed my fingers for luck

by the end of the day i had hair like Helena Bonham Carter!

Helena Bonham Carter hair

Helena Bonham Carter hair


now i love Helena Bonham Carter as an actress and i admire her bohemian style and gothic roles but she and i share a certain unruly hair type that i think you can only really get away with if you are an eccentric hollywood starlet . . . possibly married to Tim Burton . . .

Helena Bonham Carter hair

Helena Bonham Carter hair

Helena Bonham Carter hair

Helena Bonham Carter hair

Helena Bonham Carter hair

Helena Bonham Carter hair

Helena Bonham Carter hair

Helena Bonham Carter hair





Helena Bonham Carter hair

Helena Bonham Carter hair

Helena Bonham Carter hair

Helena Bonham Carter hair



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ive said it before and ill say it again: i think iota deville is a secret agent

a guerilla . . . or a kamikaze . . . or some kind of a spy





i dont even know where she is most of the time, i look around certain that i cant see her anywhere and then i turn around and shes been behind me the whole time . . . or she sneakily appears at the glass door or window and stares at me without me realising . . . she is a psycho single white female . . . she is stealthy and silent and deadly . . . and she watches everything!

i open a door: shes there

i walk around the garden calling her: she stalks me from behind

she is a creepy little unit!

a sneaky little dude!

she has to be up to no good . . . plotting something diabolical!

she runs everywhere, she has to have a run-up to leap inside clearing both of the doormats and then does a military trot up the hallway to the food bowl . . . then she disappears into the shadows reappearing when you least expect it!

iota deville in an eccentric beret
iota deville in an eccentric beret


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i have officially entered the digital age of television!

in my little pocket of Tasmania we only have two commerial stations plus the ABC and SBS, there is a third channel available only if you have digital TV . . . and, drum roll please, today i got a digital set top box


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disappointed with my toilet bloo

June 6th 2008 12:02
i bought a Jeyes Bloo Long Life Cistern (100g) about 5 weeks ago and it has already run out . . . it claimed to last 5 MONTHS . . . what a rort!

ive been actively monitoring the toilet in question as the claim of 5 MONTHS seemed amazing, i felt like i had got a real bargain, but i was a little cynical about the magical powers of the toilet bloo


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earlier this week one of my friends hosted a Biggest Morning Tea to raise funds for the Cancer Council

i packed my mum in the car and drove from our tiny dot of a own to an even smaller tiny dot of a town, im talking remote rural with no town water or sewer and no garbage collection . . . well out there in the country is a little cosy cottage with a wood fire radiating warmth into the loungeroom and about fifteen sturdy country women having a cuppa and collecting for charity . . . its about an hours drive but it was a great experience


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i recently moved from a small city apartment to my parents rural property, with me came my cat miss iota deville . . . when i first got her from the pound in newtown i was told she was an indoors cats only and she wouldnt be able to take care of herself if left to roam the streets, she would get raped and beaten and brutalised by alley cats, tom cats, and street cat ruffians with flick-knives and eye-patches, she would be scratched in a mugging and contract aids!

i may slightly exaggerate what the cat lady said but essentially i was told if i let iota deville outside she would contract the aids virus and DIE! it was decided then and there that iota deville would remain an indoors cat as the city was far too dangerous for her delicate nature


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