Morgan BellSanta is Satan: when bloggers come unstucky
January 10th 2009 13:55
I just discovered a blogger by the name of Matthew Stucky (CLICKHERE to view blog) who has proposed a theory about how Hollywood created Santa and his (apparently thinly veiled) gay reindeer to promote the "homosexual agenda" and generally spread evil . . .
This was my favourite passage:
The audacity of Hollywood trying to say its ok for women to work!
It was actually quite an informative article, I didnt even realise some of those characters were homosexuals, I really did learn some things . . .
The only part I found a little puzzling was who was responsible for creating Santa, I was under the impression it was the Coca Cola company, but according to Stucky it was the Disney version that first brought out the satanic side of the fable by picking faggy names for the reindeer . . . see i didnt know that either until I visited the Stucky blog.
I did a bit of a fact check on who actually named the reindeer and it originated from the 1823 poem "The Night Before Christmas"
You know the one that starts out:
Well it goes on to name the reindeer:
The character of Rudolf was later created in 1939 by Robert L. May as part of his employment with retail department store Montgomery Ward in an effort to boost childrens book sales.
But Stucky has an explanation for all this:
See its all about the gender of the cartoons than discerns whether they are tools of evil or innocent childrens stories.
Any last words Stucky?
ahhh charming . . .
This was my favourite passage:
"People are going to read this & say I'm crazy but hasn't Hollywood always been trying to pump in homosexual themes into kids movies & cartoons. One of the teletubbies is gay. Bert & Ernie are gay. In Scooby Doo Greg is gay. Hollywood has always had agendas they are trying to push and one of those major agendas is homosexuality is ok. It's no big deal. Another one they are trying to push is "It's ok for women to work."
The truth is Santa Clause is being used by Satan to corrupt kids at a very young age. This is much like in the Disney movies which are littered with sexual content, homosexuality, etc... A woman falling in love with an animal(Beauty & the Beast). A grown man who wants to hang around little boys all day(Peter Pan). Peter Pan is also always played by women in plays because he is a long haired looking faggot in the movie."
The truth is Santa Clause is being used by Satan to corrupt kids at a very young age. This is much like in the Disney movies which are littered with sexual content, homosexuality, etc... A woman falling in love with an animal(Beauty & the Beast). A grown man who wants to hang around little boys all day(Peter Pan). Peter Pan is also always played by women in plays because he is a long haired looking faggot in the movie."
The audacity of Hollywood trying to say its ok for women to work!
It was actually quite an informative article, I didnt even realise some of those characters were homosexuals, I really did learn some things . . .
The only part I found a little puzzling was who was responsible for creating Santa, I was under the impression it was the Coca Cola company, but according to Stucky it was the Disney version that first brought out the satanic side of the fable by picking faggy names for the reindeer . . . see i didnt know that either until I visited the Stucky blog.
I did a bit of a fact check on who actually named the reindeer and it originated from the 1823 poem "The Night Before Christmas"
You know the one that starts out:
'Twas the night before Christmas, when all thro' the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse;
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse;
Well it goes on to name the reindeer:
And he whistled, and shouted, and call'd them by name:
"Now! Dasher, now! Dancer, now! Prancer and Vixen,
"On! Comet, on! Cupid, on! Dunder and Blixem;
"Now! Dasher, now! Dancer, now! Prancer and Vixen,
"On! Comet, on! Cupid, on! Dunder and Blixem;
The character of Rudolf was later created in 1939 by Robert L. May as part of his employment with retail department store Montgomery Ward in an effort to boost childrens book sales.
But Stucky has an explanation for all this:
The person who originally came up with these names probably did not have this intent. They probably originally had some of the reindeer as male & some as female. However, the animated movie that was made in 1964 had a different idea. In the movie all 8 of these reindeer were male reindeer. Take a look at those names again. Male reindeer named Dancer, Prancer, Vixen & Cupid?!?!?!
See its all about the gender of the cartoons than discerns whether they are tools of evil or innocent childrens stories.
Any last words Stucky?
The death penalty should be enacted for the queers.
ahhh charming . . .
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Comment by Teresa Ralton
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Comment by Cheryl J
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Now we all know that Bert and Ernie are homosexual but the reindeer - never! Although I do think the tooth fairy is gay, his name says it all
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No saved person could ever become a queer! And no sane person could ever become a Matthew Stuckey.
Comment by Morgan Bell
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unfortunately i think this guy is for real, ive seen a few queer sites reporting on him and having a laugh
hi Cheryl,
if theres a psycho on the internet anywhere i WILL find them! haha
im glad he is keeping a list of gay characters . . . do you think hes a little fixated on the whole issue????
hi Ruby,
oh yes that was a delightful section, thats the bit where he delves from absurdity into pure hatred . . . all queer people are rapists????
*scratches head*
he must have been a pleasure to teach in scripture class . . .
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p.s having read the bible, i'm still not exactly sure just where it says all queers are rapists. probably were it mentions abortion and muslims i'm guessing.
Comment by Morgan Bell
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yeah it must be the missing chapter that only crazy people get!
i dont know why homosexuality gets elevated above all the legit violent sins . . . sometimes i wonder if these Stucky-esque people are genuinely concerned that if people were sexually free it would be revealed that absolutely everyone is gay, like its a contagious disease or a drug that will be so appealing it will engulf the bulk of the population
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By the way, I think that Stucky should learn how to control his emotion...
Comment by Morgan Bell
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yep just swap the lettering order around and you have the devil himself: Rudolf! haha
Stucky needs a stress-ball to squeeze or something . . .
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The odds were too good.
Comment by Janet Collins
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This is quite possibly the most hilarious load of BS ever posted to the entire blogosphere.
Comment by Jason King
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Seriously though - I do like Mina's comments:
And totally serious now ladies - you should be off Orble and back in the kitchen. Make me a PIE damnit!
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i think we all pray for outrageously jolly men baring gifts, or gifthorses, or their teeth
hi Janet,
i wonder if someone is compiling a list somewhere of most bizarre internet pages . . . i think Stucky should receive a nomination!
hi Jason,
if you want to see the comments on a few other blogs that discuss it click HERE, HERE, and HERE
i think its safe to say that Stucky has come mentally unstucky!
Comment by Kleonaptra
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Watch out boys. One little accident and your out of Heaven for good!
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well i guess that Bobbit guy wont be approaching the pearly gates anytime soon!
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the real ones are usually the scariest, even satire cant be as cutting as authethic rage
thanks for the comment
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Ohjeez. Good to know my adopted uncle is a rapist-and two of my best friends.
And we all know my grandmother, the one who works at a shelter for abused women... totally a rapist.
I like the sound of that award...
Though perhaps we're giving the Stuck-in-his-ways person too much attention?
~Dianna
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yeah the Grackles Nest blog was gold!
i like how they point out Disney didnt even make that movie:
hi Dianna,
well when life gives us lemons we should try to make lemonade, rather than get personally offended or angry i hope that everyone who reads it can just shrug their shoulders and go "well at least i was entertained"
meanwhile, my address book features more "rapists" than a mega-marathon of Law & Order SVU
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Hey Kleo, I did not know that. Next man who disses me is getting his weiner whollaped so I can keep him out of heaven. I guess that guy in Perth whose completely insane wife set fire to his genitals is out in purgatory somewhere...oh that's right he would have been anyway because of the adultery that provoked the attack...hmmm.
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We have an old, heavy catholic bible handed down through our family, gilt pages and all. One day I said to myself, Im gonna read this damn thing, every single word, cos despite being catholic, I had never actually read the whole thing. I had a christian friend telling me I should.
First thing I noticed, it was missing parts that my christian friend told me I should read. Proves every version is totally different!
So Im reading. I get to Dueteronomy....When I read that passage, I gave up. I just couldnt stomach any more....Like Jesus, what are you thinking?
My christian friend tells me to ignore dueteronomy, cos its by Moses, who was a 'great liar'.....Is there any truth to be found when you hit this discussion?
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oh i agree
hi Kleo,
haha Moses was a liar!
says a lot about the integrity of the text!
i think when people read any text they really ought to research the era and cultures of the time when it was written to properly consider the context and intentions and decide if and how it is still relevant
hi Johnny,
its freak central!
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I just had a look at the site you gave a link to. I was thinking this person could not possibly be for real and must have some hidden agenda in posing such outrageous opinions. But he seems genuine. Eeeeech!It's creepy!
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yeah hes strange one alright!
hes got a few different entries in a similar vein, im sure he believes deeply in the crazy things he is saying
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i loved your blog!
i dont blame you for being confused by the ramblings of Matthew Stucky, as you can see in my original post i was having trouble discerning if he meant Disney created Santa Claus . . . he is quite the confusing fellow!
hi Paul,
i do like a good exposé . . .