Santa is Satan: when bloggers come unstucky
This was my favourite passage:
The truth is Santa Clause is being used by Satan to corrupt kids at a very young age. This is much like in the Disney movies which are littered with sexual content, homosexuality, etc... A woman falling in love with an animal(Beauty & the Beast). A grown man who wants to hang around little boys all day(Peter Pan). Peter Pan is also always played by women in plays because he is a long haired looking faggot in the movie."
The audacity of Hollywood trying to say its ok for women to work!
It was actually quite an informative article, I didnt even realise some of those characters were homosexuals, I really did learn some things . . .
The only part I found a little puzzling was who was responsible for creating Santa, I was under the impression it was the Coca Cola company, but according to Stucky it was the Disney version that first brought out the satanic side of the fable by picking faggy names for the reindeer . . . see i didnt know that either until I visited the Stucky blog.
I did a bit of a fact check on who actually named the reindeer and it originated from the 1823 poem "The Night Before Christmas"
You know the one that starts out:
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse;
Well it goes on to name the reindeer:
"Now! Dasher, now! Dancer, now! Prancer and Vixen,
"On! Comet, on! Cupid, on! Dunder and Blixem;
The character of Rudolf was later created in 1939 by Robert L. May as part of his employment with retail department store Montgomery Ward in an effort to boost childrens book sales.
But Stucky has an explanation for all this:
See its all about the gender of the cartoons than discerns whether they are tools of evil or innocent childrens stories.
Any last words Stucky?
ahhh charming . . .