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If a tree falls in the woods and nobody is there to hear it did it really make a sound? If i post a blog and nobody reads it was there really any point? You have entered the random thinking space of Morgan Bell . . . These are my musings . . . things about my life written off the top of my head . . . written in an informal disjointed style almost completely devoid of punctuation, this is where i flesh out writing ideas, discuss my life, and generally be self indulgent . . . it is also the bargain bin for articles which do not fit in with the film or arts themes of my other blogs . . . so have a wander around my mind, have a laugh, have a think, be nice, and humour me!

TEN Reasons to Date a Tranny

February 12th 2009 12:23
A bit of transexual humour from one of my favourite vloggers, Candi, on YouTube.

candiFLA from YouTube




Candi writes the following in the description for this video:

Yes, another very mis-informed, un-politically correct and very insensitive video by me. Yay.

Everything said by Mr. Dick Long was tongue-in-cheek and do not represent my views.

No offense intended for the following groups of people insulted in the vid:
- Female to males
- men married to plain looking women
- those plain looking women
- men with small manhoods
- men unsure about their heterosexuality
- priests
- nuns
- those vowed to celibacy
- gay males
- lesbian females
- friends and family of gay males and lesbian females
- those that like to explore the final frontier (you know who you are)
- lonely guys
- other transsexuals
- black men in the US
- women in Iran
- Canadiens
- parents
- people over the age of 30
- people under the age of 30
- people with the horrific name of Dick Long
- people married to Dick Long
- people who named their kid Dick Long
- Dick Long Productions, Ltd. LLC

in short, if you feel like you've been insulted, you probably were!

Candi from YouTube


Candi also gives the following general information on her YouTube profile:

To eliminate confusion and preclude emails:

Basic info: I'm born male and am wanting to become female. I am pre-op (no surgery).

I am complete male at work (hair in ponytail), but am myself at home. Since i'm a recluse and don't go out much, there's no point in dressing up or doing makeup. But I can easily pass as female if I wanted to. As of March 2008, I'm getting ma'am a lot more now, even when I drop my male voice on strangers from the get-go. Sad to see my boy side die.... adieu.

Timeline:
2005 *** started to save money ***
2005 March/April : research
2005 Spring : started practicing makeup
2005 Summer : started grow hair out
2005 Fall : started voice training
2006 Fall : started laser hair removal
2007 Sept 14 : went out in daylight
2007 Sept 21 : begin therapy
2007 Fall : voice sounding decent
2007 Oct : began hormones
2007 Nov : last laser hair session
2008 Feb : learnt to laugh in fem mode
2008 March : very little face hair remains
2008 summer : significant breast growth
2008 Aug : lots of stares whilst in male mode
2008 Sept : Can fill an A-cup bra. Yay!

CLICKHERE to see more of Candi's videos on YouTube

Candi from YouTube








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Comment by Summer Banks

February 12th 2009 13:53

Comment by Cheryl J

February 12th 2009 15:24
Love her! Are you Canadian? Then take a trannie so you can feel superior too bahahaha. I'm so telling that to my Canadian gay friend

Comment by Morgan Bell

February 12th 2009 16:49
hi Summer,
its a real winner hey!
thanks for stopping in and watching!



hi Cheryl,
are you a black man in america or a woman in iran?
well try a tranny, and feel superior for once!
hahahaha
we're not in the bible so its not a sin!
we cant get pregnant because theres only one place to go! (the forbidden zone!)
im sure you can tell ive played this video many many times!

Comment by Chris Champion

February 13th 2009 01:42
Trannies are a turn-on, especially when it's time for the news or weather ... oh, wait, I think I misunderstood ...

Comment by Jake 5

February 13th 2009 05:45
ur gay

Comment by Janet Collins

February 13th 2009 06:22
2008 Feb : learnt to laugh in fem mode

I was a bit reluctant to visit this one thinking it would just be tearing strips off everyone (your list) but WHAT A HOOT!

She obviously learnt a very good laugh because it had me in stitches the whole way through - before I got to the reasons!

Comment by Wilson Pon

February 13th 2009 07:15
Very exhilarating, Morgan. By the way, I was wondering that who will name they kid as "Dick Long"? lol

Comment by Morgan Bell

February 13th 2009 07:17
hi Chris,
yes trannies often do get good reception!



hi Jake,
i try to be as gay as possible as often as possible!



hi Janet,
oh i know, she has a beautiful speaking voice and her sense of humour (including laugh and smile) are very inviting . . . im subcribed to her channel on YouTube

Comment by Morgan Bell

February 13th 2009 07:19
hi Wilson,
Dick Long haha
well very cruel parents . . . or perhaps parents who want their child to have a future in the porn industry!

Comment by cazza

February 27th 2009 08:16
damm u might of started out mal but u are damm hot (im bi)

Comment by Morgan Bell

February 27th 2009 09:37
hi Cazza,
one of my straight male friends (married) said "she's hot, id go her" haha
i think Candi has a beautiful face and her sense of humour pushes her attractiveness through the roof
thanks for the comment!

Comment by TS Lova Boy

January 31st 2010 21:38
The best reason to date a tranny is that they are hot Tranny DAte

Comment by Anonymous

June 23rd 2011 00:10
You r hot. And I would date u
DJ

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