Ive really Out-Boganed myself this time . . .
May 11th 2009 02:52
A old school friend invited me to see Heath Franklin's "Chopper", and I went, and I laughed.
I thought it would be too low brow for me, but apparently there is no such thing as low brow where I'm concerned, I laughed along at "Chopper" swearing at people for two hours and thought it was just great.
One of my good friends got sent to jail the other day, she got nine months for vandalism.
Also this week, one of my friends partners got ordered by a court to pay the medical bills of a man he smashed the front teeth out of in a bar brawl.
Ive been drinking whiskey distilled in a friends neighbours backyard.
I found out another friend of mine used to have a meth lab in their garage.
On Anzac Day, while my friends were playing two-up, a man approached me and said "I only live two blocks away? Are you feeling horny? Because we could go back to my place and have a root!" . . . ahhh no thanks, charming offer but mate (I dont know you name because you never introduced yourself) I think you need to go back to dating and romance school!
Is it really any wonder that "Chopper" was right on my level?
Chopper's List of People Who Can Get F%#ked
CLICKHERE for "Chopper's" official website.
I thought it would be too low brow for me, but apparently there is no such thing as low brow where I'm concerned, I laughed along at "Chopper" swearing at people for two hours and thought it was just great.
One of my good friends got sent to jail the other day, she got nine months for vandalism.
Also this week, one of my friends partners got ordered by a court to pay the medical bills of a man he smashed the front teeth out of in a bar brawl.
Ive been drinking whiskey distilled in a friends neighbours backyard.
I found out another friend of mine used to have a meth lab in their garage.
On Anzac Day, while my friends were playing two-up, a man approached me and said "I only live two blocks away? Are you feeling horny? Because we could go back to my place and have a root!" . . . ahhh no thanks, charming offer but mate (I dont know you name because you never introduced yourself) I think you need to go back to dating and romance school!
Is it really any wonder that "Chopper" was right on my level?
Chopper's List of People Who Can Get F%#ked
CLICKHERE for "Chopper's" official website.
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Comment by Norm
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Typical writer.
Except for the smile.
I'm a snob.
Comment by Morgan Bell
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yep Van Gogh and Chopper, they are your idols, false idols
if youre a snob youre not very good at it
youve never snobbed me
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Comment by Morgan Bell
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yes i saw that movie, Erin Bana was very good in it, he put alot of weight on for the role
i think Heath Franklin's stand-up routine is based in part on the Eric Bana portrayal
thanks for the comment
Comment by Mau-Medellin
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To be frank I don't really see a need for this in our society. It's just romanticising the life of a violent criminal. Chopper is such an infamous Australian underworld figure, who is out on the loose and honestly, I'd hate to live any where near him.
So why do Australian's enjoy watching a comedian pay homage to a violent murderer? I will never know.
Mau-Medellin
Comment by Jason King
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Did I just type that or am I thinking this?
LOL - you are scary Morgan. Total Gansta
Comment by Morgan Bell
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its become a bit of a trend in Australian entertainment, from Ned Kelly to the recent success of the Underbelly series, Aussies love their crims
i can see that "Chopper" is certainly not everyones cup of tea, and some of the humour was in really bad taste
hi Jason,
unless you already are a crack addict with no teeth youre probably not getting an invite
im really enjoying getting back to my roots . . . ahem, origins, not have a root at my house around the corner type roots . . . im thinking theres gotta be a screenplay in all this somewhere!
Comment by RubySoho
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Is some red-education order? Don't you realise your duty as a woman is to be flattered by and take up ANY kind of male attention?
Know your place woman!
Comment by the world of gaye
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Comment by Morgan Bell
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oh i know, i dont know what i was thinking!
i should have dropped everything and submitted to a penetration/insemination and made women everywhere proud!
you know he said he was attracted to me because i have nice teeth! BAHAHAhahaha what a funny compliment!
Comment by Morgan Bell
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convict culture is in our blood!
ive actually had a few other friends jailed on drug charges too, in the past . . . i just find with every new year i seem to know more and more criminals!
Comment by Jason King
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Write that screenplay - I know too many film makers that need to make something good!!
Comment by Morgan Bell
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oh i bet you say that to all the boys!
whenever i watch a "quaint" Australian movie like The Castle or The Dish or Black Balloon i think yeah its similar to real life, but wheres all the crime?
Comment by Janet Collins
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Does that make me a bogan too???
Comment by Morgan Bell
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i think it makes you a little bit bogan
what a strange character the real Chopper Reid is
in the comedy routine he constantly has a beer in his hand, much the way the real Chopper is whenever he is interviewed